Finish the sentence gone wrong

Part 2

         I wake up in my bed, the soft sheets engulfing my body as normal. I think to myself 'I feel like nutella in pancake mix getting engulfed.' I want to talk to him more than anything, I want to feel him more than anyth...I'm straight right? "Nahhhh fam." *starts making gang signs alone in the dark* No wonder i'm single. The curtains move revealing light I hiss and scream "BE GONE THOOTTT," 'that ought to show the light never to come back.' It's a flashlight, a fucking flashlight I feel stupid now, my house isn't very soundproof so people probably heard my screams. I get dressed in some skinny jeans (gotta impress the men more specifically jal) shoved on some periwinkle colored shirt. I walked onto my shitty lawn 'wow it really is shitty' I thought to myself.

*Time skip* hes at the coffee shop where his new husband works (he's not married yet) <not yet>

"Whats up all flavors" I say

"What do want, dark coffee?"

"Well I mean when you go black you never go back." I demand because i'm gay.

"Then you want black coffee?"

"No I want you." I demand. <again>

He hands me my coffee, and which I demand back "we are going to Red Lobster." His face turned a shade of red.

*Time skip* they at red lobster now

We sat at a booth which was great for me because I got to whisper in his ear, but before I could he whispered in mine "it's free real estate." Then I whisper in his ear "i'm the royal butt slapper."

"I'm the royal dick slapper,"

        Thank you for reading I promise we are rising up to some smut..... This chapter was supposed to be longer but something happened when we were working on it and it all got lost. The next thing that we are writing is going to be in two parts, the first part on mine and the second part  the_random_shadow <its going to have smut.....>

Thanks for reading check out my friends account to see the cliffhanger answers on hers the_random_shadow

Thanks for being alive

~Pluto