Assassination Classroom***(Orphaned)

Chapter 1

I do not own assassination classroom or Yuri!on ice (even though it is only slightly there) sadly and also...sorry for the crap.

Karma: Turn back now it might save you the time.

Nagisa: Karma don't be mean.

Karma: Sorry babe.

Me: KARMA GET OUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE FIRST EPISODE.

Karma: *takes of shirt*

Me: *Pass out from blood loss.*

Nagisa: *Bright blush and wipes blood from his nose* Enjoy the story,please. *Grabs karmas hand and takes him to a bedroom to do stuff*

"normal talk"
'thoughts.'
"different language'
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Nagisas pov

We sat quietly in class when suddenly we heard a loud crash from out side. We heard the front door open and slimmy slithery noises came towards our class and suddenly the door opened and our teacher stepped in. Standing in the front of the class was a gigantic yellow octopus thing wearing a black robe, a black tie with a crescent moon on it over a white shirt with a graduation hat on top of his head. He set the roll call book on his desk and said, "Now then let's get started. Student on duty, on your command."

"S-stand up!"I yelled. The entire class stood up and aimed their guns at our teacher. "Attention! ....Bow!" with that the entire class started shooting at him, trying to hit him but since he was moving at mach 20 it was impossible.

"Good morning. Fire all you like. I'll just be taking attendance. Isogai?" said our teacher through the gun fire while dodging the bullets that is being fired at him.

"Here."

"I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up with all this gunfire."

"Here!"

"Okajima?"

"Here!"

"Okuda?"

"Here!"

"Kataoka?"

"Here!"

"Katsuki?"

"Here!"

"Kayano?"

"Here!"

"Kanzaki!"

"Here!"

He continued call out names and when he was done we were all tired. I seriously hope it won't continue being like this. We really need to kill him.

"Alright. No tardies. Excellent! That makes me very happy."said our teacher. How is he always so happy? Just last week we put a catapult thing in his drawer so if he opened it a anti-him bullet would hit him, but he dodged it and told us what a great job we did but we could have done better.
I stood still panting, planning our next way of killing him. "He's too fast." said a girl with blonde and blue eyes next to me. I had to agree with her. It was so unfair that we have to some how kill this thing if it is so damn impossible just to slightly injure him. 'At least the pay is good.'  I thought thinking about what we get if we kill him.

"So the whole class shooting at him doesn't work?" mumbled a boy from the front with brown hair and light brown eyes. I look at our teacher then looked at my gun. I really don't want to kill someone but...'we are killers and our target is our teacher.'

"Too bad. Not a single bullet hit it's mark today, either. Methods that rely on sheer numbers lack any individual thought. Line of sight, barrel position, finger movement. Each of those are far too simple. You've got to be more inventive! Otherwise.... you'll never be able to kill me at my max speed of Mach 20." said our teacher. I paid close attention to what he has to say, just in case he give a hint on ways of killing him 'Is the excuse I use when I pay so much attention to him, in actual fact he just teach you amazing things, he is an amazing teacher. I still wonder why he is a teacher though.'

"But, like, see... No way you dodged all of those!" yelled a boy.

"I mean, these are just BBs. You coulda just stood there grittin' your teeth as they hit you."said another boy.

"Yeah!"

"That's right!"

The whole class started agreeing with the two boys, making quite a noise. I looked around and sawn our teacher bend forward  slightly letting out a sigh."Gather up he BBs and hand them over." he said as he reached a yellow tentacle out to one of the the girls, who gave him the gun. "I told you: these may be harmless to you..." he held the gun to his tentacle and pulled the trigger which cut the tentacle in half with yellow liquid coming out of the arm. I gasped in surprise not suspecting that, the tentacle was flopping around like a fish out of water, "...but they're special anti-me BBs developed by the government. If one hits me, it can slice through my cells like they were tofu. Of course, they regenerate a few seconds later." with that his arm tentacle thing started to grow back.

'Which just makes it all the more hard to kill him. But we will kill him some day. We have to.'

"...Then again, you could end up shooting your eyes out. No shooting in the classroom unless you're trying to kill me. I do hope you can kill me-before graduation that is. Now then let's put away the guns and bbs and start on our work." when he said that his face showed green stripes. He must be confident that we can kill him. I sighed hearing the class complain about working. But this is class 3-E of Kunugigaoka Junior High school:the assassination classroom, after all.

Another day, another class bell rings.

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Some of you would have noticed that I am actually taking this from the actual anime. Like I am literally pausing and typing what the people say with slight changes. But what ever.

Anywho, this story is gonna be long as shit coz this is only the first episode and I'm by like 03:19 minutes so yeah sorry.

Bye love you lots like jelly tots.

Karma: No she doesn't

Me: Shut up you damn tomato

Karma: Bitch please, I can't help it if I'm juicy.

Nagisa: Yes he is.

Me: *Wide eyed and wishing she could have filmed whatever happed* Um, OK. Hope you enjoyed the story.