j
i
am
officially
off the market
taken
not single

z
AHHHHHHH
YES

t

sI LOVE MY PARENTS

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s
I LOVE MY PARENTS

j
sorry didn't mean to flex
but like...
totally did

si hope so hapPy fOr yOu hxjdkdkeleowk

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s
i hope so hapPy fOr yOu
hxjdkdkeleowk

t
ME TOOOOO

z
ME THREE
u better get laid tonight

j
harry just walked in on us
so like
maybe not

s
omg
doing what

j
just like making out
he asked us to watch a movie w him
so we're watching a movie with him

t
ugh cock block

s
hard tf

z
half empty house gone to waste
what a shame

j
tom can see everything ur saying btw
tom says hi

t
hi tom
kick harry out and get laid

j
tom says he wishes

z
what about paddy

j
apparently he blasts his air drums
and plays fortnite
so it doesn't matter

t
well tell harry to stop being a little bitch
and get his ass in his dms
where i BET some young thot
will be nearby and wanting
to suck a dick

z
she's got a point

s
a good one

"lads lads lads"
Harrison [oyster]
Harry [not styles]
Sam [minger]
Tom [sad sack]

not styles

i literally leave room to get a drinktwo minutes later

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i literally leave room to get a drink
two minutes later

minger i mean it's kinda cute i can't really say anything when i do this type of shit on the daily elysia thinks it's cute 'af'

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minger
i mean it's kinda cute
i can't really say anything
when i do this type of shit
on the daily
elysia thinks it's cute 'af'

not styles
they keep giggling to themselves
so annoying

sad sack
we're just talking about
how we shld kick you out
so all three of us can get laid

not styles
i'm 3 feet away from you
shut up

sad sack
straight from the horses mouth

not styles alright how bouti turn this movie up really loud and then you two fuck off upstairs

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not styles
alright how bout
i turn this movie up
really loud
and then you two fuck off
upstairs

minger
that's not a bad idea
not that i would do that

not styles
i'm not doing that
now tom fuck off

sad sack
i'll take it

not styles
they're gone
i pray
paddy keeps those headphones on

oyster
honestly
me too

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