a view from the bridge fanfic

the whole got dam story

B: y'all musty ass bitches better get ready bc the boys are  ArRiViNg

eddie: im literally getting ready now but go off i guess

cat: yeah he's shaving lmao

B:........howmst the fUCK do you know that

B: ....are......are you fucking watching him shave?!?!?? sis????

~B has added marco and rodolpho to the chat~

rodolpho: hey homos what's poppin 🤙🤙

~eddie has named the gc "oh worm ://"~

B: hey bitch welcome to this mess of a fucking chat

cat: hey the chat isn't a mess (*'꒳'*)

B: hon that was adorable uwu but don't lie to yourself like that

B: the chat is literally called oh worm ://

[B>>eddie]

B: i see you you fucking cretin don't bully rodolpho like that you're literally gROWN

B: EDDIE YOU SLUT DONT IGNORE ME

[oh worm ://]

eddie: so marco how is your day going???

rodolpho: yeah man he's pretty chill ngl he's going to the gym bc he wants to get SWOLE by the time he goes home lmao

eddie:....okay.

rodolpho: do y'all like nikki or cardi more

rodolpho: i need to see who i can trust

eddie: so anyway MaRcO what's your job

cat: nikki outsold

rodolpho: oh thank fuck

rodolpho: also we like fish or whatever you know gotta stay on that grind 😤😤💪💪

B: why is marco ghosting us like this?????? bitch???

eddie: yeah marco speak up dude

marco: ssowwy (⁎⁍̴̆Ɛ⁍̴̆⁎)

B: NEVER FUCKING MIND ABORT ABORT

eddie: well shit the bed

[eddie>>>B]

eddie: HES A FUCKING WEEB CAN WE BLOCK HIM

B: djdksksk mood but no that fucking rude

eddie: OH WORM :///

[rodolpho>>cat]

rodolpho: yo so you like wanna watch drag race with me you seem chill

cat: yeah (⌒▽⌒) that actually sounds really fun lmao

[oh worm ://]

homo: sup babies whomst wants snacks i'm at the store

homo: LMAO WHO CHANGED MY NAME DJSJSJJS

B:......

cat:.......

marco:.......

eddie:?????? who would do such a thing ?????

homo: yo man i'm literally straight but okay 👌

eddie: oKaY 👌

B: oooohhhhh i smell drama i'm fucking hyped

[cat>>homo]

cat: hey i'm sorry about eddie (/ _ ; )

homo: hey bro it's chill he's just clowning me lmao