Camping

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Harry's POV

*On a camping trip with Liam, Niall and Zayn*

Me: I love nature so much!!

Louis: I fucking hate it, there's too many bugs

Liam: I have to agree Haz, it's just too many mosquitoes

Niall: I cool with it as long as we have s'mores

Zayn: I hate this trip and I hate you guys

Me: just live a little, this trip is going to be perfect

Louis: Hazza do you even know how to set up a tent?

Me: no, but we can try

Liam: please don't fuck it up

Me: I probably will but I have confidence

Zayn: speaking of fucking, that's what me and Liam will be doing all night

Liam: Z!!!

Louis: me and harry can relate

Niall: I don't wanna hear all of you fuck while I'm trying to sleep

Me: then why did you come

Niall: Because you guys invited me

Louis: no we didn't

Niall: you guys are so mean to me

Liam: we love you but we have a different way of showing it

Me: LOUIS!!!!!!

Louis: what

Me: THERES A SNAKE IN OUR TENT!!

Zayn: Yep its time to go

Liam: come on babe we're only staying for a night

Louis: well if he wants to leave he can, it's not like it's the first time he left

Zayn: fuck off lewis

Niall: So I made s'mores but I ate them all

Me: How, you made 23 s'mores?

Niall: And I ate 23 s'mores

Louis: this trip is a disaster

Me: Louis, is that Eleanor behind the bushes?

Louis: GUYS ITS TIME TO FUCKING GO

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