< UNB
Marco: this group is dead as fuck
FeelDog: we're NOT dead
FeelDog: we're MEDITATING
Daewon: No, we're dead FeelGod
Daewon: *Dog
FeelDog: TAKE THAT BACK YOU GODDAMN MOFO
FeelDog: I AM god
FeelDog: I have godly powers
Hansol: wAIT
Hansol: we still exist?
Hansol: d- didn't USB disband a long time ago?
FeelDog: SHUT THE FUCK UP HANSOL
FeelDog: call us USB again and I'll throw you in the trash
Hansol: been there done that
Hojung: have you been thrown in a trash can before?
Hansol: yes
Hansol: SM entertainment
Kijoong: well boo hoo bitch
Kijoong: that's where you belong
Daewon: KIJOONG?? YOU'RE ALIVE??
Kijoong: BITCH EXCUSE ME??
Kijoong: I KNOW I LOOK LIKE AN UGLY ASS ZOMBIE THAT JUST GOT ASS FUCKED BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO INSULT ME-
Daewon: THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Daewon: whatta bitch
Chan: DAEWON???
Chan: I guess being jobless DID change him
Daewon: IM NOT JOBLESS
Marco: we're all jobless
Jun: we're just taking a break, that's all
Euijin: you know, me and my ex also "took a break"
Euijin: it ended up with us breaking up
Euijin: UNB IS GOING TO BREAK UP
FeelDog: NO, I'm going to hold this goddamn group together
Hojung: you can't even hold yourself together
Hojung: you're a mess honey
Chan: a big mess
Kijoong: no, he's a TINY mess
FeelDog: go back to your basement Kijoong
Marco: I fucjing HATE being jobless
Marco: GIVE US A GODDAMN COMEBACK
Chan: stop Marco, we're not actually THAT jobless so saying that you're tired of being "jobless" is an insult to actual jobless people aka mr. Lee Geon
Jun: Lee Geon is NOT jobless, I saw him at the local McDonald's
Daewon: Nope, the man is JOBLESS
Euijin: I miss Chan's screeching and FeelDog's constant talking
FeelDog: yOU THREW A FLIP FLOP AT ME AND TOLD ME TO SHUT UP
Hansol: well in his defense, he was just being asian and was staying true to his culture
Jun: I never got whopped by my parents
Jun: Chan does it instead
Chan: I only hit you when you say something stupid
Jun: you do it all the time
Chan: exactly, everything coming from your mouth is stupid, even your breathing
Chan: but you hit me too
Jun: only when you do stupid shit
Chan: you hit me ALL the time
Jun: that's because your existence is stupid honey
Marco: are you sure you love each other?
Jun: fuck yeah
Chan: I wouldn't trade him for a thing
Hojung: your relationship is lowkey kinky as hell
Kijoong: please stop saying disgusting shit
Kijoong: I'm literally a FETUS
Euijin: a gigantic fetus
Kijoong: I'm a titan
Daewon: attack on Kijoong
Hojung: leave the group please-
Daewon: what group? We're basically disbanded-
FeelDog: SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP
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FanfictionJun: It's called homie-sexual, not homosexual [The unit Top18 groupchat(sorry Kanto)]