Ultimately Devastating

Mr. Sakurai, I don't feel so good...

(Here's my rewrite of the trailer. Bet you haven't seen this one before, huh?)

Over a familiar cliff side, the 75 Smash Bros. (And Sis., I guess?) look upon the horizon.
Unfortunately, this isn't after a long journey after beating a turquoise naked guy.
This is the beginning of a lone world endeavoured by light.

Fox McCloud, leader of Star Fox pointer his blaster at the many Master Hands. Not far behind him was the usual leader, Mario.

He wasn't leading today due to getting over his brother's death which he luckily got recovered from, and his neck injury from the godforsaken Barney from Hell. Maybe he should ask Samus about a 2v1 match later...back to the spacie that ruled Melee.

"Don't let a single one get away!"
The 20XX poster boy ordered his crew, said crew intently listening to his orders. Nobody wanted these Glovers to escape their sight.

"We'll each need to take out about ten."
Luckily, one of his peers taught the Hero-King how to actually speak proper English instead of the weeb mumbojumbo he's known for.

"Stow your fear, it's now or never!"
The Hylian princess was looking a tad different (and cuter tbh), hailing from the A Link Between Worlds universe. Her Links weren't from there, but a Link is a Link, you can't say it's half. Well Mx. """"Reader"""", let me damn continue.

"We can win this, I know we will!"
The Captain of the Goddess of Light's guard was a chipper, illiterate young angel. He had hope. And boy howdy...

They sure did fuckin' need it.

Unfortunately, a lone Professional Glove's leather, skin or whatever it's made out of...slowly rotted away.
To reveal...blue energy? What the fuck?! Everyone thought that the Master Core had been destroyed since the last tournament's (pretty lacklustre) Classic mode! Who was behind these shenanigans?!

That-a damn winged thingmajig...why couldn't-a I just've avoided that plumbing job all-a those years ago...

The red capped plumber grit his teeth, clenching his gloved fists at that xylophone fuckwad.

"Wh...what's it doing???"

The Bonneter that took form of the plucky plumb plumber's cap suddenly reverted to his original white top state, pointing one of his little hand nub things at the hands, all now blue energy.

They suddenly rushed into the unknown creature in blue laser beam form.

Everyone stood back in fear, surprise and anger. Just why did have to stop the battles to deal with this shit?!

Suddenly, the Monado wielding blonde had one of his all-to-accurate visions.

N-no...h-how could something like this h-happen?!
He didn't even have time to speak, only a concerned grunt coming out of him, everyone realising what was going to happen.
Unbeknownst to them, his gaze ended on the small pink puffball hailing from Dreamland.

He can save us...!

A loud whirring noise was heard, the beams of blue energy getting oh-so bright. And the mysterious creature was now a literal hole in the fabric of the universe.

Then...

Nothing.

Suddenly, golden streams of pi- death rained towards our heroes (well I mean there's villains there but c'mon they're practically anti-heroes now).

The first few beams came upon Shulk and Link.
Shulk managed to dodge roll out the way, managing to escape. He knew he had to get closer to Kirby to do what he needed.
Link, unfortunately thought that he could fight back, so he slashed his Master Sword at the beams.
No effect.
They bounced of the 100% indestructible Hylian Shield, however.