Not everyone can say that they have been in a horror movie, and not that paranormal pussy shit. Slashers, movies like Halloween and Scream. Living in a haunted house does not compare to being stalked by an actual fucking psycho. This is a story where I, Hailey Jade, and my rag tag group of dumbass friends was stalked and chased down by a nut case.
Who is this creep show that decided to go after me and my friends? Well imma keep that a secret for now. But if you want to go to the end of the book and find out then you're a dick.
So it all started Before Halloween at the Westfield Mall In Brandon, FL. Look it up if you need vivid imagery. It was a Saturday night in September, I forgot the exact date so I hope I don't get quizzed on this. I remember it almost being October though, the best month ever, fight me on that. So my group of friends were sitting in the food court, not eating food just loitering. All 5 of us. Let's talk about them for a second. Character development is something people put in books, and since this is a real book I need to talk about my friends.
Before I talk about those losers, I should let every lovely person reading my shit stained book know some stuff about me. I tend to have a potty mouth, and my friends say I always sound sarcastic, I don't see it. I have the need to wear the same windbreaker my older brother gave me when I was 13, luckily I stopped growing at that age so the jacket still fits. It makes me feel safe. Maybe it's because he died a few months later. It's not some thing I like to talk about. Okay let's talk about my buds now before get too emotional.
Okay let's start with Jen Wednesday, yes her last name is a day, and the most confusing day to spell out. "Wed-nes-day" it's should be "Whens-day," yeah I guess that kinda looks weird. Okay so Jen and I met 3 years ago, freshman year of high school. We live in the same apartment complex and we just started talking to each other while waiting for the bus. Then we started sitting next to each other on the bus because our conversations were sooo good not to finish. AND THEN we started sitting with each other during breakfast before school started, and during lunch. Yeah me and Jen clicked, I consider her to be my best friend. She's so level headed and helps me when my anger starts to take control, and that sounds like I might turn into the hulk but I just have a short fuse. Jen is also the Sweetest, most caring person ever! She's basically like the mom for the group. Let's do some stats here for a second.
Jen Wednesday, Born March 15, 2001. Average height of 5'4, White as hell, Blonde straight hair and Blue eyes.
One time during lunch Jen went to go sit next to this kid that was sitting by himself. That sounds like something anyone would do but really think about it. You're sitting with your click, and a few tables down you see a skinny boy sitting my himself reading a book, what would you do? A. Not pay attention to him? B. Joke around and make fun of the kid? Or C. Go straight to the fucker and be like "yo wanna chill with my homies?" Well if you're like Jen you would pick option C but say it in a cute way. I would never go up to this dude and be like "you wanna chill?" This person was Ben Brown. At the beginning of junior year I met Ben, he's really sweet too In a quite way, he'd laugh at your jokes but never really add to them. Yeah he's that kind of guy, he'd rather just listen because he's scared of hurting anyone by accident. There's not much to say about Ben to be frank, he's just an average guy. He's also really white. Average height of 5'6, wavy brown hair and blue eyes.
Okay now lets talk about Link Huang, he's Chinese, he's a character man. Link always says anything that's on his mind, with no filter either. He actually moved to the U.S freshman year so his accent is still fresh, it tends to make everything he says funny. It was way funnier when he had broken English, but sense he had a good grasp of the English language from the start it didn't take him that long to fix it. I remember the first time we met, it was at lunch. Lunch is the best time to meet people by the way. Just sit down next to someone and go at it. When Link sat down next to me he asked me if I was Mexican. Then I asked him if he was Japanese. He thought that was the funniest thing he heard in his life. As soon as he stopped laughing he asked the same retarded ass question. Just in case you're wondering, I'm Cuban.
Lastly there is Richard Thompson, A.K.A Dick. With him our little group is fully diverse. He's Black, and Gay. But he's light skin and not a flaming bag of shit. So take it as it is. He has an average height of 6'2 with Brown hair and eyes. This dude is the type of guy that post his Fortnite victories on Snapchat. He also ran a meme page that had up to 600k followers, then he "accidentally" posted a video of a white guy getting gang banged by like 20 BBC's. The dumbass got his shit disabled. Dick and I go way back man, I had a crush on him in the first grade. Yeah I still think he's a little cute but I'm not into gay guys so it's whatever. He's also in band, the dude plays a flute. So you already now he's good a blowing tubes.
If I were to name the squad I'd call it "The Pack". We always hanged out with each other, and if someone's was missing it was because they couldn't be there. The Pack was a big part of my life. Until that faithful day when the Kitsune arrived. Fuck that cunt.
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The Slasher Book
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