Bomb Store

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Here is Bakugo, Monoma and Todoroki rendition of Candy Store. Enjoy!

[BAKUGO:]
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far
Why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally explode your face
And everyone here would laugh
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up, biotch!

[KATSUKIS:]
I like!

[BAKUGO:]
Being hot
Buying sh-t they cannot

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
I like!

[BAKUGO:]
Drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
I like!

[BAKUGO:]
Skippin' gym
Scaring her
Screwing him

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
I like!

[BAKUGO:]
Killer moves

[KATSUKIS:]
Kickin' nerds in the nose!

[BAKUGO:]
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
Woah!

[BAKUGO:]
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback

[KATSUKIS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my bomb store
It's time for you to prove
You're not a loser anymore
Then step into my bomb store

[BAKUGO & SHOTO:]
Guys fall

[MONOMA:]
At your feet
Pay the check

[SHOTO:]
Help you cheat

[KATSUKIS:]
All you

[MONOMA:]
Have to do

[BAKUGO:]
Say goodbye to Uraraka

[KATSUKIS:]
That freak's

[SHOTO:]
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

[KATSUKIS:]
If she

[MONOMA:]
Had your shot

[KATSUKIS:]
She would leave you to rot

[SHOTO:]
'Course if you don't care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

[KATSUKIS:]
Woah!

[SHOTO:]
Or forget the creep

[MONOMA:]
And get in my jeep

[BAKUGO:]
Let's go tear up someone's life

[KATSUKIS:]
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin' for?
Welcome to my bomb store
You just gotta prove
You're not a p-ssy anymore
Then step into my bomb store

[BAKUGO:]
You can join the team

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
Or you can b-tch and moan

[BAKUGO:]
You can live the dream

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
Or you can die alone

[BAKUGO:]
You can live with a king

[KATSUKIS:]
Or if you prefer

[BAKUGO:]
Keep on testing me

[KATSUKIS:]
And end up like her!

[URARAKA:]
Jiro, look!
Yuga invited me to his homecoming party
This proves he's been thinking about me

[JIRO:]
Color me stoked...

[URARAKA:]
I'm so happy!

[KATSUKIS:]
Woah!

[MONOMA:]
Honey, whatchu waiting fo...

[BAKUGO:]
Shut up Monoma!

[BAKUGO:]
Step into my bomb store!

[MONOMA AND SHOTO:]
Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore!

[KATSUKIS:]Then step into my bomb store!

KATSUKIS:]It's my bomb store

It's my bombs!I

t's my bomb store

It's my bombs!

It's my bomb store

It's my bomb stoooreee!

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