In Danesville. The flowers were blooming, birds chirping and children doing their favorite emotes.It was just another day until a man passed out in the middle of the road. A kid accidentally tripped over the man because he was on his Green eye phone. "There is a dude in the middle of the street" said the kid as he took a picture of the man lying on the street. A woman screamed and said "call the police!" and the kid did. The ambulance pulled up and got the man on the gurney and got in the back of the van then drove away.
They drove down the road only grass surrounding them. The land was surprisingly empty for a city. During the 30 minute drive to the emergency room, the doctors played immortal combat 2. "FINISH HIM" said the ominous game voice, and Rick hit him with a body slam as Ray. Wayne complained "my controller was stuck"(he was lying) and rick replied with "yeah right" and rolled his eyes. The drive to the emergency room was long and silent besides the immortal combat music that was playing in the background. Finally the ambulance pulled up to the front of the emergency room and carried the man to room 04.
The doctors kept asking the man " how do you feel" but the man could not speak. His lungs were filled with flour. Right as the doctor started speaking, the man started flailing his arms violently. The doctor asked "are you o" , the man interrupted his sentence with a big ol' arm crunch. The doctor screamed out in pain, trying to get up away from the man he slipped on his own blood falling back to the ground. Doctor manaway: The head doctor ran out of the lab ,alerted the security and skedaddled out of the facility.
The security ran in the room guns loaded to find that the scientist were now..........................................................................................wait for it........and.........................zombreads! they fired back at the zombreads and killed 3 of them. "Is ThAt AlL oF tHeM" said George Mc GeOrGiNgToN ( p.s he hates his name). Then a zombread bit him on the weenus! George Mc GoErGiNgToN didn't scream out for pain tho (cuz he a boss). Then he just gently slapped the zombie on the cheek (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY) and said "No YoU wErE rAiSeD mUcH bEtTeR tHaN tHiS". Then the zombread used mega chomp ; it was Super effective!(George Mc GeOrGiNgToN FAINTED) :zombie received 999 xp. blaalaaal said George who was dying "I-I cant go this way" he pulled a grenade out of pocket full of grenades and pulled the pin.................... KABOOM! the small lab went bye bye. The only survivors were pretty much going to die cause of blood loss so ya know.. NO WITNESSES.
The lab was now rubble and debree, and it went down in history. The lab was left in one piece through all these years because everyone felt as if you would be cursed from touching it, just because a kid named Jerry Thompson went to the lab and was never found. He hated his family so he probably ran away. The lab is now a tourist attraction from all around the world because of the rumors. But you cant stand to close because of the high yeast levels. Overall the zombies are most likely hitting the lemon injustice in and the skeletons dooting in hell
October/31/1997
