Aquarius: *some cliché movie lines*
Pisces: *too busy crying to talk*
Aries: lol bye suckers
Taurus: i see the light... wait, thats the sun. nvm.
Gemini : *some terrible, cringy joke*
Cancer: I HID A MILLION BUCKS UNDER THE *dies*
Leo: I CANT DIE IM TOO GORGEOUS!
Virgo: Dying is overrated. *dies*
Libra: *to family and friends* I LOVE Y'ALL!
Scorpio: LETS GO TO HEEEELLLLLLLLL
Sagittarius: Wait what, am i dying?
Capricorn: whew that was exhausting.