No Strings

1

    You had infiltrated guys night, Sam and Bucky's otherwise platonic date night as you liked to call it. Some nights Clint or Tony would go, but for the most part it was you and those two. They claimed its cause you were chill with any topic they brought up, could be their wing woman and to be honest your jokes were just as bad as theirs. You loved every minute of it, the both of them becoming your closest friends at the compound. So when they called a regular guys night of course that meant you too.
     You saw them both when you entered the bar, stopping by the counter to grab a drink and making your way over. What you hadn't expected was to see Steve joining in. Not that you didn't mind being around him, cause you loved being around him in all his spangled glory but he wasn't the type to generally join in.
     "Oh, Hey, y/n, didn't expect to see you." Steve said, looking over to Sam and Bucky as you grabbed a seat from an empty table and sat yourself at the table.
    "Sorry, I'm late, Wanda kept going on and on about Vis." You sighed, leaned back in the chair ignoring Steve's comment. "What'd I miss?"
    "She's chill, Steve, just like hanging around one of the guys." Sam replied, taking a swig from his beer bottle.
    "That and she's better looking." Bucky added, giving you a wink.
     "Back to, what have I missed?" You smirked, throwing a glance at Steve's dumbfounded face.
     "Just Bucky complaining that he can't find a girl." Sam stated, Bucky scoffed at him, shoving him in the arm.
    "I'm not complaining, just don't see anything interesting tonight." He remarked, crossing his arms, pulling his own drink up to his mouth.
    "Let's see, you like blondes, with a rack and ass. You like them on the sassy side and have control issues, I see one." You grinned playfully, Bucky's eyebrow raised as he looked over to you.
    "Don't keep a man waiting." He said softly.
     "Ta-da." You said with a flourish to your left where Steve was seated, earning a hardy laugh from Sam.
     "Ha Ha, y/n, very funny." Bucky replied drily.
     "And your going to pick on me?" Steve asked, sitting back cocking his head at you.
    "It's called roasting and yes, I am." You smirked back, taking a long drink from your beer. "So Bucky's trying to get laid tonight?" You asked, making the good Captain almost spit his drink out at your bluntness.
    "That's the plan." Sam replied, the ex-assassin just nodded in response.
    "Thought you would gotten enough with that nynpho you brought back two nights ago." You stated. "I didn't get any sleep that night, I thought we had wailing banshee."
    "She was alright, wore her out to fast." Bucky shrugged as he scanned the room.
     "Seriously the two of you are going to sit here and discuss your love lives with her?" Steve asked, his face scrunched up with confusion.
    "Not love lives, sex lives." You corrected with a sigh. "And why not?"
    "Cause your.." he paused trying to think of something to say.
    "Cause I have a vagina?" You asked, batting your eyes lashes at him innocently.
     "Well, Yeah."
     "Everyone has sex Steve, some more then others." You looked pointedly at Bucky before turning your attention back to Steve. "Nothing wrong with talking about it."
    "Look, there ain't nothing we don't talk about at this table, and what we do talk about stays here." Sam explained. "She doesn't get offended, so she can hang."
    "Sam, you looking to score tonight?" You asked, ignoring the look on Steve's face.
    "Not sure, maybe." He replied to you, looking around the room.
     "How about you Steve? Looking to hook up?" You asked, a slow smile spreading out across your face. "Or is the Captain to good for one night stands?"
    "I'm good thank you." He replied quickly.
     "Come on, Steve, when was the last time you got some tail?" Sam asked, seeing that you had set them up perfectly to dive into the man's personal life.
     "When I had sex last isn't of anyone concerns." Steve snarked back before turning his attention back you. "What about you? You looking to hook up?"
    "Oh god no, I don't pick men up at bars." You shook your head giving him a disgusted look.
    "Nah, y/n does the whole friends with benefits thing." Bucky spoke up, standing finally and adjusting his jacket. "Now if you'll excuse me, I see a pretty lady to swoon tonight."
    "Please don't bring home another screamer." You shouted as he walked off.
    "You do know what friends with benefits is?" Sam asked his friend, leaning forward on his elbows.
     "Maybe?" Steve replied taking a deep breath, sitting forward. You snickered lightly before leaning forward to the man, keeping your lips close to his ear.
    "It's where you fuck your friend with no strings attached." You whispered, his head turned slowly toward you, eyes darkening a bit.
    "Thanks for the clarification." He replied darkly before sitting back.
     "No problem, Cap, just let me know if there's anything else you don't know." You chuckled, biting your bottom lip.
    "So you have no problem just sleeping around?" He asked, looking at you intently.
    "Oh, I don't sleep around. I only have one fuck buddy at a time."
     "When was the last one, it's been a while hasn't it?" Sam asked.
     "Close to a year.. haven't found anyone worth my time." You shrugged.
    "I seriously can't believe you guys are this open about talking about sex?" Steve shook his head, you look over to him, time for a little education.
     "Not sure why your so hung up on sex, it's been proven that sex helps lower stress, boost the immune system, release endorphins which lowers depression, wonderful form of exercise and its fun." You explained ticking the items off your fingers watching the man's eyes as he just stared at you blankly. "And if it's because of discussing it front me, a woman, get over that, it's the twenty first century sweetheart and news flash, we enjoy sex just as much as you guys do."
    You sat back and crossed your arms, confident smile etched across your face. If he was expecting someone who blushed at such topics then he came to the wrong table. It was one of the reasons you were allowed at the table to begin with, the fact that you didn't have any hang ups regarding the topic of sex.
     "She's right, ya know." Sam added, Steve's head swiveled comically toward the other man. "Maybe if you got laid you wouldn't be so tense."
      "I'm not tense." He stated his voice raising an octave.
      "Sure you're not, Cap, explain that to the new recruits." You murmured loud enough for him to hear, you lost it when his head snapped back to you. Bucky walked up, big grin on his face, slamming both his palms on the table.
    "Guess who's lucky tonight?" He quipped, looking at each of you.
    "Guess who's not getting any sleep?" You rolled your eyes, cause your room was right to his.
      "That's right, I am." Bucky stood and left to go catch up with his latest conquest.
      "Well, guess I'll be down in the training room tonight." You shook your head as the three of you stood to leave.