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Natasha walks past wearing a pink shirt

Tony: Romanoff is wearing pink, Romanoff is wearing pink!

Clint: Are we sure it's not just a white shirt that's been bloodied from the vile, gruesome death of her enemies?

Steve: Maybe it wasn't her. Does she have a twin sister?

Tony: If Natasha had a twin, she would've eaten her in the womb. 

Clint: Wait hold it, stop. How come none of you teased her about it?

Tony: It's Natasha, she's scary. 

Clint: You guys are unbelievable! I once wore a tie with a splash of purple and you guys called me "Mister Grape" for two years!

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