Your POV
I was bored and walking around the shack when I saw Dipper laying on the couch surrounded by snacks.
Announcer: *tv* You asked for it, you got it!!! An entire forty-eight hours of Ghost Harassers on the used to be about history channel!!!
Dipper: Be strong, bladder. We're not gonna move 'till sunset.
You: *turn phoenix and land on Dipper's head* You seem comfortable.
Dipper: I need to be if I'm staying here for the next few hours!
You: *rolls her eyes*
Toby: *tv* We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news!!!
Dipper: Aw, what?
Mabel: *runs in and sits next to you* It's starting!!!
Candy: *runs in and sits next to Dipper* Turn it up!!!
Grenda: *runs in* Make room for Grenda!!! *sits in front of you all*
Toby: Well, tonight's the night but I've been out here for days!!! The Northwest family's annual high society shindig-ball-soiree is here!!! And even though common folk aren't let in, they won't stop us from camping out for a peek at the fanciness!!!
Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: *who are now laying on the floor* Oooooooh!!!!
You: Ok, can someone please explain why people care about this?!?
Grenda: Um, it's pretty much the best party ever!!! Rich food, richer boys!!!
Mabel: They say each gift basket has a live quail inside!!!
Candy: *petting the tv screen* Give me your life, Pacifica!
Dipper: Guys, incase you've already forgotten, Pacifica Northwest is the worst.
???: *knocks on door*
Dipper: *goes to the door* And that's not just jealousy talking, I would say that to her face! *opens the door revealing a covered up Pacifica*
Pacifica: I need your help.
Dipper: You're the worst. *closes the door*
Mabel, Candy, and Grenda: *gasp*
You: *snort as you hold a laugh*
Dipper: See?
Pacifica: *knocks on the door roughly*
Dipper: *annoyedly opens the door*
Pacifica: Look, you think it's easy for me to come here?!? I don't wanna be seen in this hobble!!! But there's something haunting Northwest Manor!!! If you don't help me the party could be ruined!!!
Dipper: And why should I help you?!? All you've ever done is humiliate us!!!
Pacifica: Just name your price, ok?!? I'll give you anything!!!
Mabel: *runs over to Dipper* Hi, Pacifica!!! Excuse us!!! *pulls you and Dipper inside* Dipper, don't you see what this means?!? If you help Pacifica you get us invites to the greatest party of all time!!!
Dipper: What?!? Mabel, this is Pacifica we're talking about!!!
Mabel: But it's Candy and Grenda's dream!!!
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The Phoenix (Gravity Falls Dipper x Reader)
FanfictionDipper Pines thought that a summer in Gravity Falls with his twin sister Mabel and his weird great uncle Stan working at the Mystery Shack would be the most boring summer ever. Until he met a certain girl who wasn't the slightest bit normal. Key: ...
