"The crocs are coming off, it's getting real."
"I love giraffes. Giraffes are my life."
"Phil Swift is my dad."
"I'm worried I might disappoint my parents."
"TOO LATE!"
"What are you doing?"
"WE'RE WORKING OUT LIKE JESUS!"
"I gave her a stuffed moose and she started crying."
"Is everything okay?"
"Yeah, I'm just killing [name] inside and out."
"I have one feeling, and she hurt that one."
"Why are you smiling while looking at your hair?"
"BECAUSE I LOOK GREAT!"
"This is the garden, where friends bloom together."
