Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write

Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write Episode 2

Total Drama Pahkitew Island Re-write
Episode 2: I Love You Grease Pig
Written by TDThomasFan725

Chris: (Voice over, Recapping last episode) Last time on Total Drama Pahkitew Island, 14 all new contestants came to compete on our new island for a shot at one million dollars. And the teams were made; Team Kinosewak and Team Maskwak. Their first challenge was to build their own shelters. Some results were great while others were both painful and hilarious. (Laughs) In the end, Team Kinosewak's treehouse beat out Team Maskwak's poorly constructed Wizard's Tower. And crazy sound effects Beardo was the first competitor to be eliminated off the island via our new mode of transport; The Cannon of Shame. (Laughs evilly. Cuts to Chris at the bonfire.) 13 players still in the game. Who will go home next? Find out right now on Total Drama Pahkitew Island.

(Opening Credits)

(Cuts to Kinosewak's treehouse. Jasmine is sleeping on a tree branch right above it. She wakes up and unties a rope wrapped around her leg to keep her from falling off in her sleep (as seen in almost every episode) and then jumps down onto the treehouse balcony.)

Amy: (Angry, pokes her head out of the window) Hey, what's with all the noise?

Jasmine: I'm going out to pick berries for our breakfast.

Amy: Really? Do you want some help?

Jasmine: Sure, I could use an extra set of hands.

Amy: OK! (Heads back into the treehouse to push Sammy (in her pajamas) out) Samey, go out there and get my breakfast for me. GOT IT!

Sammy: (Upset) Yes.

Amy: Oh, and after we win today's challenge, you can wash your pajamas and give them to me. I should be the one to sleep in proper sleepwear.

Sammy: But why didn't you just quickly grab yours before leaving the...

Amy: (Outburst) DON'T YOU TALK BACK TO ME! (Jasmine gasp) YOU EXIST TO SERVE ME! IS THAT UNDERSTOOD?

Sammy: (Lowers her head in shame) Yes!

(Confessional)

Amy: After I was born, mommy and I had to wait 17 minutes for Samey to come out. If I could walk, I would have just left. Giving birth to Samey was her only mistake; and she agrees with me. Samey's whole existence is a mistake. (Annoyed) I always wished that Samey would not exist on my birthday, but it never came true. Yeah I said "mine" not "ours". She doesn't deserve one.

(End Confessional)

(Cuts to Maskwak on the beach where they slept)

Leonard: (Finishing a story) It was then, that I encountered a ferocious monster. But I was able to stop it with a displacement spell.

Sugar: (Impressed while looking into the mirror that Ella is holding) My word, that was a good story. You're very brave Mr. Wizard.

(Ella begins to sing and twirls around)

Ella: "A harrowing tale of dungeons and dice,
and besting a monster that just wasn't nice!"

Sugar: (Angry) No one asked for a song; Princess of the Jesters!

(Confessional)

Sugar: I know what Ella is up to; she is trying to steal my spotlight so that everyone will notice her and not me. Well that ain't gonna happen. NOBODY BUT ME IS WINNIN THIS HERE PAGEANT!

(End Confessional)

Dave: Ptts, as if I would listen or believe in your silly made up stories.

Leonard: (Offended) MADE UP! These stories actually happened.