Typical But Not So Typical Nerd

~Chapter Two~

Its currently Saturday morning and i'm lounging on the large bean bag we have in our living room well eating waffles. 

yum waffles....

For being a morning, i'm currently watching a thriller called "Rest Stop" for someone who is a huge fan of thrillers, might i say, its not to bad. You see, the plan for today was to be productive around the house, you know, clean, do laundry, organize etc. Instead here i am watching a movie and debating on asking RJ to go to a party with me later on. Ahhh the joys of being such a productive teen. 

Peep the immense amount of sarcasm dripping from my wonderful words of wisdom. haha there it is again... i swear, i need to work on that. 

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*Knock Knock*

I rush down the stairs to get to the door praying to Jesus that its Paris with my pizza. Paris works as a pizza delivery girl for the one and only delicious "Pizza 9". Therefore, whenever I know she's about to get off her shift, I order a pizza and request for her to deliver it. Whats better than getting a pizza delivered to you by your bestfriend. Two of my favorite things arriving to my house at the same time!! What a great present!

"Besssssttttieeeeee!!!!" Paris yells as i open the door "Basssssiiiicccc Bitchhhhhhh" I reply in the same high pitched voice as Paris used before. " Whats the plan for tonight?? Down to party?" She asks almost knowingly that ill say yes. "Im down to party every night! Paris, you know that" "Be ready by seven?" She confirms "Alright, see you then" I say well waving at her as she walks back to her delivery car and drives off. 

Yayyyyyy for pizza and partyingggg!!

I put a couple slices of pizza on my plate and put some ranch dressing on the side Whats pizza without ranch am i right? Not a very good one and duhhh im always right. 

After eating my four slices of pizza.... make that five, i walk over to the t.v. and turn it on to find that the gas station near my house is giving out free slushes! WHATTTT!! More wins for me todayy. What a deal, hmmm who should i take?? I wonder if RJ would be down to go with me. Who am i kidding, RJ is alwayssss down for food and i mean ALWAYS. 

I dial RJs number and after a few rings, he finally answers. "Hellooooo cunttttt baggg" he answers in a rather exasperated tone "Hello dick weezle, would you be down to go to the gas station by my house with me, they are giving out free slushies!!" I exaggeratedly yell through the phone. "Fuck yeah i do. Ill be right over" He states enthusiastically. 

Before Rj gets here, i need to put my shoes on, find my wallet, and put on my oversized hoodie. Yeppp, you guessed, I don't try to hard when it comes to leaving my house at all hours of the night if its not to party. 

By the time i have myself situated and semi ready to go, RJ has already arrived and is currently waiting for me in the driveway. I guess i should hurry up and go get in the car.... "Hey sexy" I say while sliding into the passenger seat of his car "Hey ugly ready to go get some free slushies with a side of a couple brain freezes!!" He states rather sarcastically "You know it darlin!!" I reply. 

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"Welcome to Seven Eleven, what kind of slushy can i get you folks today?" the older lady behind the counter asks " Ill have a cherry one please" "Ummm ill have blueberry" RJ states indecisively. 

"Hey boo, want some candy?" I ask RJ as i search for my favorite candy of all time, an Almond Joy "Ofcourse, only if you are paying for it" he winks. Gosh, what did i do to get a gold digger as a friend.

Sooooo we have a problem, i can't find the Almond Joys! Where are they... "Excuse me, do you happen to have any Almond Joys in stock?" I ask the kind lady at the counter " No ma'am, Im sorry, we are all out" My heart drops..dramatic i know. "Come on weezle, we are on a mission to find an Almond Joy" I tell RJ matter of factly well he rolls his eyes knowing i meant what i said.