My husband SebbyMoranMoriarty asked...:
What the fuck can your middle name be, that you won't tell me?
Oh dear dear dear, well my middle name you see is rather long and goes like thi-
OH MY GOD A BIG TREE AND STUFF FELL DOWN AND SQUIRRELS WITH MAKE UP ARE EVERYWHERE...
*sighs*
I can't tell you..I was dead at the time and our...toothpaste wouldn't like so...oh damn it I'll tell you *leans in to whisper* My middle name is.......
*falls asleep*
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