The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

Hyunjae's birthday

baldgoosestan: oh fuck

smol child👶🏻: see hwall knows what I'm talking about

that home alone kid: well ofc he would y'all are basically dating, smh

smol child👶🏻: ANYWAY
smol child👶🏻: this chat was made for hyunjae to...express his feelings about a certain member of our group

Jeju boy⛰: hoe don't do it

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: WAIT THAT WAS YOU THAT STOLE HYUNJAE'S PHONE

smol child👶🏻: ofc it was me
smol child👶🏻: whilst y'all were busy booting birthday cakes out of windows and setting fire to the garden with fireworks I was creating a genius plan

Rap Game strong👅: "genius plan" = he waited until hyunjae went for a shower and then stole his phone

baldgoosestan: dude, don't you have a passcode?

Ya boi Jae🍆: WELL NOW I DO

smol child👶🏻: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME SPILL THIS TEA
smol child👶🏻: do y'all know who it is I'm talking about

Old👴🏻: Eric don't be a dick. It's hyunjae's birthday, he doesn't deserve this
Old👴🏻: wait until tomorrow and then spill the tea

Ya boi Jae🍆: I'm going to launch myself into space

smol child👶🏻: younghoon, are you gonna say anything?😇

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: happy birthday hyunjae. I'm sorry about everything

(King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️ has left)

Old👴🏻: wait a minute, Eric, when sangyeon and Jacob were asking about the drama a few days ago you said you were disgusted bc you hadn't been told about it

smol child👶🏻: and I hadn't...I found out BY MYSELF 

Ya boi Jae🍆: wow can y'all believe that tHIS HAS BEEN THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER????? LOLLLLLLLLLL.

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1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: Eric why would you do that?

smol child👶🏻: I felt bad for not telling the others since we're supposed to tell each other everything

baldgoosestan: dude, you ruined hyunjae's birthday by bringing it up

Old👴🏻: I'm a petty bitch but even I wouldn't have done that

smol child👶🏻: IM SORRY OKAY? JEEZ NOW I GUESS WE CANT ALL BE BDF'S

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Sunshine☀️: oh did hyunjae finally confess to younghoon?

baldgoosestan: YOU KNEW??????

Sunshine☀️: Ofc I knew, I'm not blind or deaf

that home alone kid: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Rap Game strong👅: HOW THEY GONNA HAVE A WHOLE-ASS RELATIONSHIP AND NOT TELL US

Old👴🏻: bc theyre not in a relationship, dumbass

Sunshine☀️: why not?

baldgoosestan: OH AS IF YOU DONT KNOW

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Sunshine☀️: ????????

Old👴🏻: imma leave before I say smth I shouldn't

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: bitch me too, let's go

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Sunshine☀️: I'm gonna go and try and find out what I've done that's made everyone so mad at me

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that home alone kid: okay someone explain about what changmin done

Jeju boy⛰: younghoon *savagely* rejected hyunjae bc he likes changmin

that home alone kid: How savage are we talking tho?

Jeju boy⛰: if you buy me food I'll tell you

that home alone kid: aight let's go

Rap Game strong👅: wait, I want in on this as well

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Stressed dad of 11: kids these days🙄

help?¿?: tell me about it🙄

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BIAS! I love you more than words can explain💘
you're a mess but so am so I guess we kinda fit together lmfaooooo