First of all, Vampires suck.
If you're here looking for some sappy love story you, my friend, are in the wrong place. I hate Vampires.
Don't get me wrong, I was as obsessed with them in my younger years as any other twelve year old fresh out of the vampire diaries series.
Now, I know they suck. In the literal sense, of coarse, but that's not what I mean.
I know things you don't, you don't understand the real world.
My name is Paige, and I am bringing fourth to you, The Vampire Guide.
This book is no sappy love story. No happily ever after. And finally, no lame stuff.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, cause' baby, you are going to have your mind blown.
Vampires are no laughing matter.
Say hello to information you need. Say goodbye to everything you thought you knew.
The end.
Wait, wrong sense of the word.
Here is the beginning.
