Ways To Kill People 1-10

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1) Stab a really sharp fork through their heart.

2) Spoon their eyes out and make them eat it.

3) Peel their scalp off using a knife.

4) Make them swim in a pool of pure acid.

5) Make them eat too much toothpaste.

6) Put a tube through their nose and poke their brain xD (my personal favourite)

7) Suffocate them by continually pouring Vodka in their mouth. (Would be even funnier if they were Russian xD)

8) Put lots of tiny holes on their tongue and wait until they bleed to death.

9) Stretch their arms, legs and neck.

10) Pull all their nails/toenails out and make them eat it. (This one is dis-cus-tang but I just had to xD)

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