Invisible Lover

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Emma: Remember that book report the kid had to do by today?

Regina: Of course. I'm the one that told you about it last week. The one that YOU were supposed to help him complete yesterday?🤨

Emma: Rrright, um.... that's the one.

Emma: Which book was he supposed to read again?

Regina: I can't believe you.🔥☹🔥

Emma: Hey, it's not my fault you distracted us.

Regina: And what did I do exactly?

Emma: I'm picturing u smirking right now.

Emma: You're smirking, aren't you?

Regina: That's for me to know.

Regina: Besides, what did I do that was so distracting?

Emma: Well.... ummm... ok. So, u made us that kick-ass lasagna.

Regina: Which I only made because I assumed the book report was complete. So much for trusting you two.

Emma: Hey! I'm trustworthy!👌

Regina: Of course you are dear. And so is a grilled cheese from Granny's.

Emma: Mmm....melty cheese.

Emma:  See! Stop distracting me with food!

Regina: One. Track. Mind

Regina: Besides feed you both,  did I doo anything else. Your excuses are weak at best.

Emma: ...

Regina: *Do* not doo.

Emma: Bahahaha. Classic.

Regina: Be quiet. I know where you sleep.🤨

Emma: You should've seen your face, Madam Mayor of Perfection!

Emma: Oops.

Regina: Where are you? Do I even want to know? But wait, I think I would rather insult you in person. Do tell.

Emma: I may have, accidentally, made myself invisible.

Emma: I also do not know how to reverse it.

Regina: Explain. And where are you, I repeat.

Emma: I did it for Henry?

Regina: I should've known. Must you always stoop to a child's level Miss Swan?

Emma: Hey! I am appalled. If you could see my face right now u would know this! A child's level? Come on, Regina, give me a bit more credit than that.

Regina: I'll try.

Emma: Stop with the smirk, lady.

Regina: Fine. What happened?

Emma: I admit... I forgot about Henry's report and tried to sneak it into his backpack during school.