House Elderex Myths

The fight for justice

4:30 AM Some backwoods road in the middle of dingusberg in the VRworld

Three black armored SUVs are driving down a narrow street in a single column traveling to apprehend a target that only the Head of House Elderex Damocles Von Elderex knew. In the lead car Damocles prepares to brief his Special Tactics Team or STT for short.

"Alright people we got a class S priority mission on our hands. The target today is a middle-aged man and has been escaping the police in his RV somehow. So, to finally bring an end to his crime spree we've been hired to take this scum bag down hopefully alive. He is considered to be armed and very dangerous there is no telling what he'll do but we have the element of surprise this time. Loadouts are to be set for close quarters but one sniper on standby. We are dismounting in thirty seconds get ready remember to not slam those fucken doors."

One STT trooper had a question and tried to get Damocles' attention "But sir what are his crimes?" Instead of getting an answer Damocles simply ignored him. On the radio he called out "Everyone out of the cars and surround the RV." As soon as the command came in all of the team members exited their vehicles with the sniper getting on top of the middle SUV. Within seconds the twenty-man team had the RV surrounded. Inside the lights were off and there were no signs of them being detected. At that point five of the troopers including Damocles stacked up on the RV entrance making sure they didn't slam into the wall.

One of the troopers took out a stun grenade "Stun grenade ready."

Damocles then gave the signal to breach, the grenade crashed into the window landing inside blowing up. "Go go go breach breach!" Yelled Damocles.

The entry team cleared both left and right and found their quarry on the floor disoriented from the stun grenade. Seeing the man Damocles immediately grabbed him by his shirt pulling him up and slamming him against the wall "Listen dirt bag you will answer all my questions do you understand? I hope so, are you thotdestroyer6969?"

The man looked at Damocles with a face of pure confusion and shock. "What... what are you talking about?"

Damocles slammed him again against the wall "Are you not thotdestroyer6969 who plays Azure Lane and said in global chat that Belfast is the worst ship waifu?!"

The STT troopers in the RV looked at each other with utter confusion "Uhh sir? Did you just want to raid this man over a video game girl?" questioned one of them

Damocles looked at them and said "Its more than just the game he..." before he could finish two STT troopers grabbed him by the arms pulling him away from the man they had just raided with one of them walking up towards him.

"Sir I am so sorry this had to happen to you we are prepared to offer you fifty million VRchat dollars and a replacement RV if..." Before the STT trooper could finish giving the victim an offer Damocles shouted from outside.

"His name Lork Lorkson he is wanted for twenty counts of jaywalking and five counts of walking less than five miles an hour in New Bork City." Immediately the trooper recognized his face and even more troopers breached the RV from the windows.

Grabbing Lork again the trooper slammed his face first into wall "Sir you are under arrest for being a terrible pedestrian, I can't believe I almost let you go." After hand cuffing Lork the STT dragged him outside and threw him into one of the SUVs to be dropped off at the nearby police station.

Author's note:

Ohhhh you know just a silly short story but honestly... Shipping wars can get pretty crazy am I right? In terms of my other works I am putting "World War Meme" on hiatus since I am stuck on a certain part and can't make up a good chapter, so I've decided to come back to it after I finish the sequel to ACW. An intro chapter will be posted tomorrow.