The Cat and Mouse Play- Naruto, the Love Guru.
This was the most frustrating love mission Naruto has ever went through.
He liked to challenge himself, but very soon, he might just rip his hair out and also rip the hairs of the two people who were causing his distress.
Konoha was a big city, and being an online love guru with the pen name 'KingLoveless' was a good challenge. No one knew who he was, not even his friends suspected him to be the person behind the PC with this username, since he was apparently, dense when it came to this feeling, love, but people shouldn't underestimate him. He knew more about this emotion than anyone else, heck, he knew Hinata had a crush on him, but he acted dense for the sake of his unstable life, which looks to be pretty unstable right now, hanging on by the thread.
Jiraya and Tsunade were his beloved god parents. His parents were always so busy with work and business, so ever since he was young, his godparents raised him. They weren't married, no, they weren't.
But they had chemistry, no doubt about that.
If only Jiraya wasn't such a pervet and Tsunade stopped being a drunked, this play-hard-to-get-game they have going on would have stopped ages ago.
'Just kiss and make babies already'
So utterly, god-forsaking annoying.
His orange covered iPad made a 'ding' noise signifying that he has a few new notifications.
There were a few new messages in his chat area. All from those poor souls seeking advice in this sweet and passionate feeling they call love.
He scrolled down, and sure enough, there was his Pervy godfather's name as 'IchaIchaCeleb' with a green button and an unread message.
He clicked on it, and immediately groaned.
'She punched me when I hit on her today. I was pretty sure I executed my plans to ask her out on a date perfectly. Do you think I should just give up on her?'- IchaIchaCeleb
'What exactly did you say to her? Specifically, word by word?' - KingLoveless
'Uh... I said, will you please go on a date with me?' - IchaIchaCeleb
'Really? Is that REALLY all?- KingLoveless
'Ok. I might have said something along the line of 'Hey Hime, my pen turns into a sword every time I see you. Wanna go on a date?'. And then she slapped me silly. God that was hot. Totally worth it.'- IchaIchaCeleb
Naruto sighed and nearly threw his tablet at the wall.
What was he going to do with these hopeless fools.
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