Wrong Number

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Me: Happy New Year din!!

unknown number: shet

unknown number: nag reply din si lodi sa wakas

January 1, 2013 8:34

unknown number: hey ate, pwede po ba makipagkaibigan? alam kong nababasa mo toh.

me: uhm, bago ko masagot
yang tanong mo, please answer my few questions first.

unknown number: oo naman, binibini.

me: First of all, how the hell
did you get my number?

me: second of all, why are you texting me since then? halata namang iniignore kita dba?

me: third, what do you want
from me? do i know you?

unknown number: miss chill lang, paisa isa muna.

me: and lastly? if makikipag landian kalang i don't have time for those ok? wala akong nudes, innocente ho ako.

me: and also, studies first ako. sorry not sorry.

me: i may be so rude naman, pero please stop texting me. your just wasting your time.

unknown number: teka miss, sagotin ko na muna mga tinanong mo sakin. i may be so rude naman if hindi ko sinagot, you added effort para itype yan. lol

me: stop copying me u dumbbitch

unknown number: Question & Answer #1 ‐ I was bored that day, (unang beses kitang chinat) i randomly pressed numbers para ichat. and luckily, your the first person na magsabing babae ka. kasi ung iba kong nachat lalaki daw sila... so since then, binalak kong kaibiganin ka. and here we are now, still processing right?

me: no, hindi tayo friends. i don't even know you