{Chapter 27|Text Messages}

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Commie Devil Horns :
Tru tru

Jehovah's Eyeless Witness :
Don't pretend to act all innocent.
I read step 23 on "How to ruin Tom's life"
You're planning on doing that to Susan.
MY susan.

Commie Devil Horns :
Dude.
U really have to respect my privacy T-T
Besides,
"How Tom might be a cyborg" has plenty of evidence.
Analysis 1 is u not having eyes in da first place.
Cyborg eyes don't work like human eyes.
They're manually built.
Cyborg eyes could be anything.
Urs is somehow just a black void.
U also somehow have good eye vision
Despite u facing da computer screen all day
Cyborg eyes don't get damaged unless on purpose.

Jehovah's Eyeless Witness :
...allllllll rightyy.
I am stopping u right there
I spent the last 5 mins talking to u
Can't focus on my show
Adios.

Commie Devil Horns :
U know, Tom....
A certain someone once told me...
That typing series of letters doesn't make ur point stronger
it just makes u look desperate
...ur desperate for my attention, huh? 😏😏😏

Jehovah's Eyeless Witness :
Desperate to get away from ur annoying ass 🙄🙄😒😒

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Tordnado :
Matt
Matt
Matt
Mah boi
*Matt
Match
*Matt
Matt
Matt
Matt
Bean
*Matt
Matt

Everyonelovesme :
Morning, tord :)

Tordnado :
Oml I don't deserve a little brother like u
Ur too nice TwT

Everyonelovesme:
...ya need something?

Tordnado :
I need ur kindness
Tom turned me into burnt toast ;A; 😭😭😭

Everyonelovesme:
awh its okie ^_^
*pat* *pat*

Tordnado :
Mattttttttttttt
Ur so niceee ;-;
It wouldn't be a surprise if u got a girlfriend before all of us

Everyonelovesme :
l kinda doubt dat but thanks for saying it :)

Tordnado :
Wut u wanna talk about?
I'm still bored here on the other side of the world

Everyonelovesme :
Tord, ur room is literally across from mine
Not the other side of world, haha 😁😁
But...I'm here in da kitchen rn
...There's a Ringo junior running around.

Tordnado :
UR KIDDING ME, RIGHT?

Everyonelovesme:
No...
She's cute 🙈🙈😻😻
...I kinda want to give her a name...

Tordnado :
Go ahead then

Everyonelovesme :
I'm a bit hesitant
Giving her a name would make it...Official
What if...she gets ran over by a car?
It'll feel like someone ran over MY cat.
I would feel really...devastated.
I'm not planning on making her mine tho.
But I really want to...
She's so cute
It's tempting
T^T

Tordnado :
Name her Matilda then

Everyonelovesme :
what?!

Tordnado :
U read it right.
Ur basically describing ur dream girl.
Wanna make her yours?
Ur not trying.
But it's tempting, rite?
Da reason here, my boy, is that ur not trying to get da girl.
Barely any progress if I do say so myself.

Everyonelovesme :
Wait tord,
Everyonelovesme is typing...

Tordnado :
Ya see, you fall in love with every girl u cross-paths with.
Like...
For all we know, u might be falling for (Y/N) next.
Matilda is just another placeholder for the next girl u fall in love with
It seems like ur just desperate for...idk

Everyonelovesme :
but tord,
Everyonelovesme is typing...

Tordnado :
Right,
Ur desperate for any girl to like u
Are u that desperate for love or smthn? Lololol
For you,
It's like anyone will do.
And ur just waiting for something that's never coming
cause u never do anything to get it
Maybe ur just looking for a girlfriend in general 😂😆
But A girlfriend won't be knocking on ur door and announce "Hello, I'm ur new girlfriend" just like that, now, right?

Everyonelovesme :
...
I gtg.

-This person won't be receiving your messages until they have unblocked you.-

Tordnado :
SHIT
MATT, IM SO SORRY!
IT CAME OUT WRONG
THAT CAME OUT WRONG!
I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR!
I WAS ONLY KIDDING!
...
I'm really sorry ;-;

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Ketchup Hoodie :
Ell
Ell
Ell
Elephants
*Ell
That was on autofill sorry
Ell
Ell
Well
*Ell
Ell
Ell
Elie
*Ell
Ell
Ell
Ellen Degeneres
*Ell
That was autofill again whoops
Ell
Ell

Gucci Lettuce :
OK, OK
U CAN STOP SPAMMING NOW
U HAVE MY ATTEENKTOPM
*ATTENTION

Ketchup Hoodie :
Wut u doin' rn?

Gucci Lettuce :
I'm with matt rn
We're taking care of Ringo junior.

Ketchup Hoodie :
Oh
Matt mentioned her.
Is he mad at me?

Gucci Lettuce :
Nah
He just doesn't want to talk to u or see u rn

Ketchup Hoodie :
Ah
So he is mad .-.

Gucci Lettuce :
Mmmaybe
Can't wait 'til he turns on his phone again
So I can read whatever shitty thing u said to him
Cuz knowing u,
U fuck up everytime as long as it is with the gingerbread.
Ya dun goofed 😂😂😂😂😂

Ketchup Hoodie :
Yeezus no need to be rubbing it in my face ;-;

Gucci Lettuce :
Lolololol chillax
U know how Matt is
Just say "sorry" and he'll forgive u right on da spot

Ketchup Hoodie :
ya I guess
Are u mad at me too?

Gucci Lettuce :
Nah not rly
I just don't wanna talk to u or see u rn
jk
What happened is between u and our gingerbread.
This doesn't mean that I still won't be reading ur convo lololool
I like me some drama in my life

Ketchup Hoodie :
Aishhhh
Ur not helping me escape my boredom -_-

Gucci Lettuce :
I wasn't even trying to lmao
Whoops
Ringo Junior is on the losowe
*loose
Ttyl

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Tord sees Edd's profile.
His mood went down, remembering the events that took place yesterday.

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Turd :
Edd.

EDDucationisimportant :
Morning, Tord :D
I can't wait to get out of the hospital today.
Finally breathe in the fresh air.
And taste Grandma's cooking🤗🤗🤗

Turd :
Do u have any type of feelings for (Y/N)?

EDDucationisimportant :
Um
That's sudden...
If you mean any type...I do.
I like her for being herself, y'know? ^w^

Turd :
How about romantic feelings?

EDDucationisimportant :
Tord...that's uh
I...i don't know...?

Turd :
Uh huh,
Explain to me why you kissed her in the hospital room yesterday.

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