Our story begins with a young Jewish melinial named Collin. For about 4 months, he's been lonelier than that blonde kid in the corner, yeah, that blonde kid is a fag. But back to the Jew. Collin longed for the right one. Male, Female, Black, White, it doesn't matter, he just need a lover. So, here we go.
It's lunch time at DMS. "Does anyone have any plans this weekend?" Asked Logan. "Lots of fortnite." Said Carlos. "Hentai, lots of it." Said Jamie. Everyone looked at Jamie, "What the fuck?" Eli said. "Shut up Eli you faggot." Carlos snapped. "I'm gonna go to the park!" Carolynn said. Collin sat down with his 2 cent looking school lunch. "So Collin, are you still a virgin?" Logan asked. Collin looked at Logan then down at his food. "yeah..." Collin said. Eli started to laugh. "Eli, shut the fuck up, you've never even seen a vagina!" Logan said. "A what?" Eli said confused. "Holy shit you're retarded." Carolynn exclaimed. "Eli, just leave. We are about to have an adult conversation." Carolynn said. "But you guys are like 14, that's not very adu-" Eli was cut off. "GO!" Liam snapped. "You too faggot." Jamie said. Liam gets up and moves down the table with Eli.
Everyone was silent. "So, Collin, do you even know who in the world likes you?" Logan asked. "NO ONE!" Collin yelled. Carlos flung mashed potatoes at Collin and told him to quiet the fuck down. "How can you be sure?" Jamie asked. "Well, I mean, look at him." Carlos said. "Well that was a bit mean, don't y-" "Hey guys, I forgot my pencil over here." Eli said. "FUCK OFF!" The five of them said. "Holy shit, ok." Eli wanced back down the table. "Ok, back to collin." Said Logan. "Well does anyone remember the time Collin grabbed Carolynn in the cr-" Jamie was also cut off. "SHHHH!" Carolynn scolded Jamie. Then the bell rung.
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The Adventures of Collin
AdventureFollow the not so intense story of Collin and Pals on his search for the Jewish Princess. A story full of Drama, Bloodshed, Romance, And swear words. LOTS OF SWEAR WORDS. (mature topic warning.)
