shitty kpop stories

sir yoongi

one day in the magical land of shmuck, a wild y/n was running into the woods,
searching for their next piece of food. as they were running, they accidentally stepped on a broken tree branch. the branch went through their skin, piercing at the flesh causing y/n to wince in pain
"aw shitnuggets, what the actual hell?!", y/n screamed to no one in particular.

out of NOWHERE came a medium height man with the most beautiful face and an adorable gummy smile! he smiled at y/n and asked "what the fuck is wrong with you breaking my damn eardrums while im trying to work on my farm. I should have every damn right to kick your crusty ass off my yard but since im a decent human being, i won't.."

yoongi then takes you into his house and dresses you up in a cow furry outfit 🐄😤
"my name is yoongi but you call me SIR yoongi only when im around and you only call me for something when you say "mooooooooooooooo"
"do you understand?"
"yes yoongi"
yoongi pulls the chain on your furry suit and pulls your sweet utters which leak fake milk out of them.
"what do you call me?"
"SIR yoongi!!!"
"that's what i thought."

yoongi then takes you to his barn where he stuffs you with all his animals and feeds you corn,then he goes home.

you fall asleep wondering what the fuck happened and why are you in some kinky cow farm with this handsome yet crazy man.

then you wake up in a factory getting chopped to death.

"moooooooooo-"
are your LAST words before a slicer slices you to DEATH and you die.

welp this was terrible but im updating weird ass stories every thursday please read this k bye

-hobiaus 💫