Okay, I know I am not the only person that does this.
Today I was hungry and I went in my kitchen to find me something to eat, but, there was nothing that I liked.
And before you go saying 'be greatful for what you have' and 'the people in Africa would love to have food like that' Well that's nice. What the hell do I look like, I just want some food. Just because I don't want something I already have doesn't mean I am ungrateful. It means, I am tired of eating and seeing chicken EVERY, FUCKING, DAY.
"Mom, what are we having for dinner?"
"Chicken strips"
"Mom what are we haveing for dinner?"
"Baked Chicken"
"Mom what are we having for dinner?"
"Chicken wings"
NOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T WANT THAT STUPID SHIT!!!!!
What if I want a sandwhich, well I cant make me one because all we have is chicken.
CHICKEN,CHICKEN,CHICKEN,CHICKEN!!!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY THE CHICKEN CROSS THE STREET, BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OF LOOKING AT THE CHICKEN'S FACE RIGHT NEXT TO HIM.
He was like 'Aw shit, no,no,no,I gotta get away from him. Looking like a chicken killer. That stupid and face. With that stupid orange beak.'
Man, do I want some apple juice...
Edited by: PrincessMyaDesiree
