Mum: what was your position in class?
Me: 2nd, ma.
Mum: so you mean the person who took 1st has too heads?
Next term....
Mum ;what's your position?
Me: 1st, 82%
Mum; is that the highest?
Me: No, chinwe had 82.5%
Mum: why must you share positions?
Me: 🙄
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Rants of a Nigerian school girl
Humorif you schooled in Nigeria, I bet you'd relate with this well😂