Me: "Kirk. Hol' him cuz I can't control him"

I feel around on him ta find his car keys so Kirk can take him ta tha car

Me: "Hea' his key. Don't let him leave tha car. I'm finna go get my phone off tha chair"

Janae: "I'm comin' wit chu"

We walk in and I grab my phone and Devon walks in from tha back. Afta er'thang went down. Sound proof room, bruh?

Devon: "YOOO! What tha fuck happen?"

Me: "Dat dumb mothafucka wanted ta be a asshole...and shit got real. Real fast"

TA: "Bitch dis all yo fault!"

Me: "Na Imma bitch?! I wasn't a bitch when ya wanted my numba! So dis shit ain't my fault you illiterate fuck! I should beat yo ass fa callin' me a hoe ya rat lookin' mothafucka! So unless you want yo ass beat by dis bitch...I advise ya ta shut tha fuck up thirsty ass dog!"

TA: "Nah! You shut-"

Devon: "Shad! Shut tha fuck up!"

Me: "Look. Sorry bout tha damages. I'll pay fa all dis plus me and Janae's tattoos fa some extra cash. I'll bring ya tha check"

As we was walkin' out, I tol' Janae she could go and "Shad", as dey call him, called me a stupid ass bitch. I turned 'round so damn fast and pulled out my pocket knife.

Me: "Call me anotha one. You will be jobless cuz you will neva see again. I'm waitin'. Cuz once ya do, dats my cue"

He sucks his teeth and turned his head

Me: "Dats what I thought. Have a nice day *smiles*"

And wit dat, I walked out and went ta tha car. Like, ol' dude pissed. I grabbed his hand and he was still shakin'. Dats how pissed he gets

Me: "Yeen ain't calm yet?"

He takes a loooong drag of his blunt befoe he answered me. Dis makes him calm down. Dis gotta be his third or fourth one cuz there were ten in his armrest. Is he smokin' two at tha same time or what?

August: "*exhales* I'm calmer than I was befoe. A nigga got me fucked up if he think he finna invade my space and then disrespect chu by callin' you a hoe right in front of me. Tha fuck I look like lettin' dat shit slide..."

Me: "...A weak ass nigga"

August: "Exactly. I juss don't like dat disrespectin' shit. Period. Dat sets off a trigga"

Me: "Well thank you. But chu know what..."

August: "*exhales* What?"

Me: "It was betta fa you ta beat his ass cuz I was seriously finna cut a nigga" I said pattin' his leg and walkin' away

August: "*laughs* You crazy"

Me: "*laughs* I'm juss sayin'."

He smoked tha last of his blunt, threw it out tha window and blew tha smoke in my face. I juss looked at him

Me: "Really?"

He started laughin' and pulled my face ta his and kissed my cheek

August: "*laughs* Yo welcome"

I juss rolled my eyes and laughed and drove off. On tha way back ta hotel, Aug seen Popeyes

August: "Can-"

Me: "*laughs* I already know"

When I pull up, dis foo' orders so much damn food it's ridiculous. I pull up ta tha window and he got like four bags of food. I juss looked at him. But yet...I'm tha fatty lol

August: "*laughs* What? I had four blunts. A nigga got tha munchies"

I juss laughed and shook my head. I went ta McDonalds and got three big macs, two large fries and a sprite. I love big macs lol. But Ion wanna gain ten pounds so I left off one order of fries hahaha

*Hotel*

When we got hea', we juss started eatin' lol. We ain't had nun since dis mornin'...so yea. Dat tells you a lot...but Aug got tha munchies lol. When we finished, I started cleanin' while he was showerin'. I took my shower and all dat extraness and afta ten minutes of bein' pinned against tha wall lol...we got in tha bed and watched tha Boondocks. Love dis show lol. Someone knocked on tha doe and fucked up my peace. I got up but August stopped me

August: "I'll get it"

He's so sweet. He got up, went ta answer tha doe, and all I hear is Mike goin' off. I hop out tha bed and go see what's wrong wit him

August: "Nigga! What tha fuck is yo problem?!"

Michael: "Where's MeMe?"

Me: "Right hea'. What's wrong wit chu?"

Michael: "You needa talk to ya home girl"

Me: "Why?"

Michael: "Cuz she's about to leave"

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Aug was pissed

Ion like that disrespectin' shit either

That's a quick way to get popped!

I'm in tha mood for Popeyes √√

They chicken and biscuits tho! ♥♥♥

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