Lemon

Lemons

Once upon a time, there was a lemon named Johnny. Johnny the lemon was a happy lemon that was well-known and beloved in Citrus village, but Johnny had a dark secret. Due to the fact that Johnny completely lacks taste buds, he can't taste the sourness of lemons. So, whenever he got hungry (though he lacks a stomach), he took a bite out of his sister, Sally, who has the IQ of a cucumber. Though she is freaking lemon. Don't question my logic, lemons are smarter than you think. Seriously, lemons are trying to take over the world.

It only took Johnny five minutes to completely consume little Sally. Johnny soon became a wanted lemony criminal in his lemony civilization. The other lemons have never heard of another lemon eating his own kind, since they lack a mouth completely. Since the lemons feared Johnny so damn much, they gave him a cruel nickname- Lenny.

Lenny continued to go around from village to lemon village, eating unsuspecting lemons in their sleep. Though we see lemons as food and sometime eat them monthly (because our tongues would murder us if we didn't), lemons have their own laws and morals. Think about that the next time you eat a lemon.

"Lenny!", the lemon police yelled. "Put down your non-existent hands and surrender to the authorities!"

Lenny laughed in an evil cliche manner and said, "no", being taking a mallet and destroying the fourth wall.

Lenny had escaped from his lemony world altogether, but this also includes escaping the laws of physics that governed his world. Johnny the Lenny turned back into a lifeless lemon upon taking a step outside his dimension (or.. taking a roll?).

That's right. Remember that lemon you ate a little while ago? That was Johnny.

Huh. I bet he was a salty lemon.