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Once upon a time there was a small boy  aged 13 named Biggie Cheese. Although Biggie went to a normal school and did "normal" kid and things, he had a secret. Biggie Cheese has the power kill anyone with his mind and he discovered that he had this power when he was 8 years old. One  summer day when school was out, Biggie was talking to his parents Bob and Martha. "Hey mom can I go into work with you today" he said. "NO YOU LITTLE SHIT YOU HAVE TO GO TO YOUR GRANDPA'S HOUSE TODAY" she screamed. "Ok" Biggie softly said. And so they went to Biggie's grandpa's house. "Mom, why do I have to go to grandpas house anyway?" "BECAUSE I CANT BE BOTHERED TO SPEND MONEY ON A USELESS FUCK LIKE YOURSELF WITH DAYCARE" she yelled. Biggie had a love hate relationship with his grandpa. Sometimes he would have the best times with his grandpa, other times they would fight and his grandpa like Biggies mother would call him heinous things. Biggie was an emotional bitch and he took those things to heart. Once they arrived at the place Biggie ran away from his mothers car and into his grandpas house to introduce himself like he always did. "Hiya grandpops how ya doing"? "I'm doing fine sonny" he said. After Biggies mum left Biggies grandpa had a chore for him to do. " Now Biggie I want you to help me move this plank of wood, my legs aren't how they use to be so I'll need aid" "Alrighty then Grandpops lets do this" While they were moving the plank of wood Biggie fell and his side of the wood dropped, then his grandpa dropped his side of wood on his ankle. "Biggie you little fucking piece of shit cunt mother fucker anus licking prick why did you do that?" "I-I-Im sorry grandpa I didn't mean to." "You should be careful next time you Retard now fuck off I'll do this myself!" Now Biggie was really sad and just wished that his grandpa would go away, to not exist, to die. After Biggie Cheese thought this he heard something hit the ground.... it was his grandpa.