Godamn androids(Connor x reader)

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So you and Hank decided to get drunk yesterday Connor who wasn't being a total idiot didn't go past being tipsy but you and Hank decided to go blackout drink at first the three of you were watching a movie that you don't even remember at this point but Hank offered you and drink which led to a drinking contest between the two of you Connor who was watching in amusement until you both started dancing around falling over and over again until Hank passed out so Connor put him to bed and took you to the bathroom to sober you up but you wanted to stay drunk a little while longer and ended up drunk fighting him so obviously defeated he let you throw up before taking you home then having trouble changing your clothes he laid on the couch with D/n laying on top of him he was about to fall asleep exhausted from fighting your drunk self  but then a weight was dropped down on him making him groan

Connor: Y/n go back to bed

You: bed? What bed? My bed is right here

Connor: *groans* okay

He lifted you up making you weakly punch his chest

You: put me down fuck mother I'm not your fun doll

Connor: I told you, you shouldn't have drunk so much

You: hey GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!

Connor: you and Hank are just alike

You: Hank? Oh I know him he's uh...that weird ice cream guy I meant *giggles* I called him Hanky Panky

He sighed as you looked up at him

You: hey...stranger

Connor: I'm not a stranger Y/n

You: shh hey, did anyone ever tell you-you're hot as fuuck?

Connor halted in shock and looked down at you jaw dropped

You: oh you look cute now *giggles* god did good making you like-like usually, you could only get cute or hot but with you hot as hell cute pie god he put his lil' his lil' mixing bowl out and he decided let me do both so he put hot and he put cute and then he put it into the mixing bowl!!...and that's what made your sexy ass

Connor: is that what you think of me?

You: am I not supposes to? *gasp* do you have a boo thing? Oh I fucked up didn't I

Connor: just go to bed

You: woah how you know I was thinking about- about... What was I thinking about?

After Connor laid you to bed and waited for you to fall asleep he changed into his own pj's that you got for him a while ago and laid next to you and fell asleep

The next day

You: oh my fucking fuck

The first thing you said when you woke up

Connor: good morning

You rolled over and saw Connor and his sexy ass buttoning his shirt with no pants on but in your hangover state it didn't faze you

You: what's today?

Connor: its Wednesday the 18th

You: damn how much did I drink last night?

Connor: you drank over 23 shots and had an entire bottle of Hank's whiskey I kept telling you-you're not that strong a drinker

You: well why didn't you stop me?

Connor: you didn't listen

You: you just wanted to see me suffer, didn't you?

Connor: of course not