Two-Feet Under

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Me: THANKS FOR LIKE 10 DARES AmeliaRosetteRose

Sticks: alright, everybody line up!!! We got some more dares!!!!
Everybody: (stays seated)
Sticks: or we could just down twenty cans of Eggman's tomato sauce in five minutes each person.
Everyone: *runs up*
Sticks: thought so.
Me: wait, wasn't the tomato sauce good?
Sonic: you try downing twenty in five minutes, see how you like it.

Flashback

Sonic: ready?
Tails: three!
Knuckles: five!!!
Sonic: ...... One! GO!!

Tails: *starts chugging tomato sauce*
Knuckles: *one* *two* *three*
Sonic: *one two three four*

Tails: (choking)
Sonic & Knucules: (keep going)
Sonic: AAAAANNNNDDDD DONE!!! 20 cans of Egghead's tomato sauce in 5 minutes!!!

Tails: (passed out)
Sonic & Knuckles: ....... We're dead.

Flashback over

Amy: was this the weekend I was gone?! When you house watched for me?!
Sonic: now Ames, please calm down....
Amy: so it was! That's why I found sixty cans of tomato sauce and a passed out Tails in my house, isn't it?!
Sonic: ummmm.... (sweating) *pulls at scarf*

Shadow bury Sonic?
Silver blamed for it?

(Just look at the first dare from AmeliaRosetteRose please!)

Silver: *hysterically laughs* hahaha!! *stops, realizes* wait...
Shadow: *sadistically smirks*
Silver: WTF!!!

Sonic: (already asleep)
Tails: did he hear about it?
Amy: nah, he passed out earlier.
Tails: did he just fall asleep naturally?
Amy: you could say that...
Tails: beating him with your hammer is not naturally, Amy.
Amy: (guilty face from beginning) why do you say I did that?
Tails: ... AMY!
Amy: SORRY!! HE GOT ON MY NERVES!!
Tails: I thought he was your boyfriend?!
Amy: SHHHHHHHH!!!

Shadow: *grabs shovel* hmm.. *looks at Sonic* *grabs a glove, puts it on, picks him up* there.
Silver: .....?
Shadow: he's sick. I think. I don't know, I don't care.

Shadow: *drags Sonic to the back of Amy's house*
Amy: why my house?
Shadow: because. It's the best place.
Amy: ...?
Shadow: it actually has grass.
Amy: I mean... you're not wrong.
Sticks: mine has grass!
Silver: yours is in a hill!
Sticks: so?! A grassy hill!
Silver: why are we fighting about this?!
Sticks: cause we're bored.
Silver: fair point.

Cream: AMMMYYYY-SAAAANNNNN!!!
Amy: *finds her* Cream!!!
Cream: Amy!!!
Both: *hug*
Cream: where's Mister Sonic?
Amy: two-feet under. *sweat drops*
Cream: he's DEAD?!
Amy: NO!

Sonic: *wakes up underground* ................. hmm... this isn't my bed. (Me: at least I'd hope it's not XD) *spindashes out*

Silver: oh no here he comes! Quick! Everyone act natural!
Everyone: (in weird poses)
Silver: that's the opposite of natural!

Sonic: *slams door open* who buried me underground?!
Everyone: *points at Silver*
Silver: Aww come on, you too? Blazey-Chan?! Only Shadow had to blame me! *covers mouth* *curses*
Sonic: ( -_-) it was a dare, wasn't it, Silver.
Silver: *nods*
Sonic: *long sigh*

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