big ass book of shitpost

my tiddies shattered - ocs

(Stole this from theophobic lmo)

Chizuru: Taco cat backwards is still taco cat

Yowai: I... Don't know what to do with this information

Sabuku: Dog food lid backwards is dildo of God

Yowai: I... Don't know what to do with this information either

—

Yowai: Do you ever realize there's a moment of your childhood where your parents put you down and never picked you up again?

Maki: what

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Akaao: once I got really drunk in a bar and my mum came to pick me up and I wanted to keep a casual conversation going so I asked her if she was a virgin and she turned to me with pain in her eyes and said "I wish I was"

Genta: Why were you drunk you're sixteen

Akaao: I don't have a dad

Genta: that has nothing to do with my question

—

Sabuku: hi horny f?

Tatsumi: yes very

Sabuku: 15 m very horny as well

Tatsumi: really? How many horns do you have?

Tatsumi: I have 12. The most of anyone in the dragon clan

—

Gaku:

Haruyashi:

Gaku:

Haruyashi:

Gaku: *puts earphones in*

Haruyashi: dhfhfjfjfjdhshd

Gaku: *takes earphones out* what?

Haruyashi:

Gaku: *puts earphones in*

Haruyashi: sgfhfkfjfhdjfbf

Gaku: what

—

Chizuru: hey! You look like a serial killer

Eriko:

Chizuru:

Eriko:

Chizuru:

Eriko:

Eriko: perhaps

—

Masuo: Do you ever have conversations with imaginary people in your head but then find yourself making faces and mouthing what your saying irl

Hidehiko: should I be concerned?

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Azuma: The really sad thing is that you want to talk to your crush but you don't want to annoy them

Ikari: you annoy me

Azuma: that doesn't count I hate you

—

Mada: have you ever typed out Maki's name and your phone autocorrects it to Making

Maki: so true

Mada:

Maki:

Yowai: Maki likes to text herself when no  one else does

Ikari: so all the time???

Mada:

Maki:

Yowai:

Later

Yowai: she's literally ranting about Ikari to herself

—

Chikayoshi, in the shower: *sings*

Runa: stop

Chikayoshi: what?

Runa: stop singing it hurts my ears

Chikayoshi: WOMAN

Chikayoshi: WHEN I TAKE A SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE

Chikayoshi: MY BALLS

Chikayoshi: AND MY SOUL

—

Emon: thanks for the dating tips, Sensei

Gaku: did you get some?

Emon: I got a bloody nose but it was worth it

—

Fuyuki: hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?

Hidehiko: it is a gun

Fuyuki: shit you're a good actor

Hidehiko:

—

Haruyashi: So what music are you into?

Gaku: are you sure you're prepared for this conversation?

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Mada: Our teacher started filming Yowai because she started doing work for the first time this whole semester

Gaku: I think you mean the whole time she's been at this fucking school

Yowai: you say one more thing and I'm peeing on my homework

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And that's the tea sis

Enjoy that I guess skdjsjdjshsg