Wacky Adventures of Hope County

Wacky

"Fuck, that was so wacky." John Seed said pounding Deputy's ass.
"What was so wacky?" The Father said, reading his bible as he whipped himself.
"The way we got Deputy to join us."
The Father nodded. "yeah, I guess that was pretty wacky. "U R my favorite brother J J SEED BRO IV."
"I'm right here, what the fuck?" Jacob said after he smacked the Deputy.
"Y'all need JEEzus!" Faith said.

Faith was right, even though wacky it was, The Deputy has feelings too.

Hope County 11/05/2018 1:20pm

John Seed buttoned up his vest over his blue button up and brandished his necklace. He turned his head looking at his handsome features in the mirror. "Do you know how sexy you look. You look so good." He said softly, running his hand over his tight bod. "I'd fuck me... Maybe I will." He slapped himself on the butt.
A hard knock on the bathroom door. "Get the fuck out here, we need you to make a call.
John bit his lip, running his hand over the bulge in his pants before he quit the bathroom, grabbing his sunglasses on the way out.
Down the stairs his whole family sat at a table. His ranch was so lit! Nobody had a home like he.
Faith looked beautiful as she sipped bliss oil from a wine glass. "You look so handsome today brother." She kissed him on the cheek.
"Thanks, you look amazing! Where did you get that dress, I think it's new."
"I got it on Etsy, I think it rocks."
Jacob cut in. "We need to get down to business, Deputy is around Falls End right now. If we hurry, you can call her and see if you can get her into the church."
"The Jerome church? Yeah, I can do that. Think she'll take the bait?"
Joseph sat on a chair and nodded. "I don't think she can resist you."
John ran his fingers through his hair. "Let's roll." He went over to the intercom and picked up the phone. "Hey gurl, whaddaya say we meet up at the church. I have a surprise for you." He couldn't hear a reply if there was one.
They all looked around at each other. "I'll hurry up and drive there."
Faith kissed him on the cheek. "Go get her John, good luck!"
John smiled to her and left. He got into his big yaller plane and bolted up north. He drove for quite a while before he could see Falls End looming below. He landed his plane and he hopped out, stepping into the church, it's light illuminating him.
He pulled out a Glock and popped the fool in the corner, who fell like a sack of potatoes into the boxes at the window.
John sat down at the pedestal at the back of the church. A few miscellaneous PEGys walked in with a red carpet over their shoulders. They laid it out and waited.
John was sure she'd never show. The same thing happened to him at high school prom. That bitch Becky stood him up and he killed her for it a long time ago. But Deputy was different, there's no way she'd be as basic and shitty as Becky. "That ugly fucking crack whore." John whispered under his breath.
A PEGGy in a dark coat looked curiously at John. "What was that."
John picked up his Glock. "Don't ask me about that! You just shut your damn mouth Becky!"
The PEGGY fell silent.
The front door swung open.
John stood and looked eagerly at the door.
In she walked, she was so beautiful. Her shirt was tied in the front, her pants baggy. She was the most beautiful person John had ever seen. That is, other than himself.
She didn't look like she trusted the situation, her eyes darting around the room.
"Leave us." John said.
The room cleared out, leaving John alone with Deputy.
She walked over to him hesitantly. "What is this?"
John smiled and took her hands in his.
She tried to fight it, but he won.
"This is all for you, I've wanted to tell you for so long."
Deputy shook her head. "John, you're not gonna win me over with this flowery-"
John interrupted her with a union. A union of their lips. John slipped his tongue into her mouth, exploring every crevace.
Deputy would be a liar if she said she didn't enjoy every moment of the kiss. But why? She has no reason to feel this way. But she has always had a sympathy for John, he has always been different from the others. She could never shake the notion he had a crush on her. She kissed him back, their hands parted and his met her hips. She wrapped hers around his neck.
He lifted her onto the pedestal at the back of the church. She parted her legs and he grinded his hips against hers, a soft moan escaping his lips.
She wrapped her legs around him, there remained no barrier between the two.
The PEGGY'S out side the church had quite a show and Jerome's church was no longer holy.

***

Joseph drove his pickup truck with Faith and Jacob in it. When they stopped in front of the church and walked in they saw John and Deputy wrapped in each other's arms on the carpet, their clothing strewn around them.
"So are you gonna join us Deputy?"
Deputy nodded and they dressed quickly, got into the truck, and went to the ranch.

Hope County 11/05/2018 2:00pm

In the ranch they all partied, it was wild. Never in Hope County history had anyone ever thrown such a bodacious bash.
John bent Deputy over and prepared to pound her ass.
"Fuck, that was so wacky."

FIN

Author's note: I know this kind of thing isn't for everyone, but I really do hope some of you get a good laugh, or even cry out of this! Thank you for reading!