the hash slinging slasher

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squidward: spongebob. take out the trash.
spongebob: I'm takin out the trash. at night.
spongebob: and guess what! I'm working. at night.

a few moments before taking the trash...

squidward: have you heard about the hash slinging slasher?
spongebob: no! who's that?!
squidward: blah blah blah
spongebob: OH NOOOOOOOOOO!

spongebob takes out the trash, and when he gets back inside him and squidward notice a bus, pull up. at 12 midnight. then they notice the walls start oozing, like squidward said. then the phone rings, and no one answers. like squidward said. then the lights flicker. again. like squidward said. then spongebob glances over and sees a man, with a spatula for a hand, get out of the bus and walk towards the Krusty
Krab.

spongebob: uhhhhh squid-squi-SQUIDWARDDDD
squidward: What spongebob?!
spongebob: it's the flash jinging- hash singing-grass eating-THE HASH FLINGING!!
squidward and spongbob: THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!!!!

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⏰ Last updated: Jul 16, 2018 ⏰

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