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unknown:
heyyyyyy

draco:
what do you want satan?

unknown:
it's funny that you'd call me that when you are the second coming of satan :)

draco:
I honestly don't even like you.

unknown:
stfuuuuuu this is why I don't stan you smh

draco:
my name isn't stan.

unknown:
oh you have much to learn 😳

draco:
I've learned through this conversation that your parents didn't teach you manners.

unknown:
pansy parkison is my middle name whatca mean

draco:
hers didn't either 🙄.

unknown:
nvm you wouldn't get it

draco:
can I ask you a question?

unknown:
you just did

draco:
...........

unknown:
ok ask already

draco:
why are you texting me and how did you get my number ?

unknown:
you said "a question" !!
meaning ONE you twat

draco:
just. bloody. answer.

unknown:
your friend pansy gave it to me, in exchange for a friends number

unknown:
it was an exchange for exchange

unknown:
a visa versa type thing

unknown:
an eye for an eye

draco:
ok, i get it you can stop.

unknown:
you could even say
a tooth for a tooth

draco:
keep sending nonsense and
i'll knock out your tooth 🥰.

unknown:
oops , sorry ☺️

draco:
anyways,
tell that dog named pansy that i'm going to shove a foot up her royal ass and im going kill her pasty ass. 

draco:
how dare she defile house rules.

unknown:
1. i can defile your house rules ;)
2. how do you know that her ass is pasty ?
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