the leek fic [connor x reader crack fic]

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He stares at you with a confused look. You take his hand to the leek. He grabs it, instantly getting what you want.

"Are you sure?" he asks. You nod. You slowly pull down your pants, then turn to expose yourself. You notice his concerned expression he gives to nobody as he turns to face you.

 You notice his concerned expression he gives to nobody as he turns to face you

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"What about lubricant?" he asks.

"Fuck it,"

and me, you think.

Connor slides his cold hand up your back until your neck, grasping slightly at your baby hairs. "Safeword is leek," you tell him. He hums a soft okay as he moves the leek closer to your exposed hole.

"It's alright," you say.

He inhales, then suddenly shoves the leek into your ass. A moan escapes your lips loudly when the large white part of the leek pushes against your sensitive skin. It stings, but feels insanely amazing.

Your hips automatically back into your husband's hand, feeling the darkest part of the leek brush your upper thigh. The leek was almost as nice as a cock. At least cocks were wet and warm. Leeks are dry and cold. But it feels spectacular.

Connor aligns the leek with where, if he was human, his own dick would be. He thrusts against the vegetable, shoving it in you farther.

His thrusts continue for several minutes until you finally climax. You let out an extremely loud moan as you do so. Your husband simply pulls back, slowly dragging the leek out of your ass. What he did for you was very pleasing, but you want more.

"Daddy...." You whimper helplessly.

"Yes?" Connor replies.

"I'm hungry,"

He grins. "For what?" he purrs, leaning onto you.

"Leeks," you chuckle maniacally.

"Then let's feed you,"

You turn to face your husband who stares down with blown eyes and a starving smile. He pulls the leek up to your face, whipping it back and forth through the air. You playfully try to catch it in your mouth, but he moves the vegetable too fast. A sigh crawls from your throat, and fortunately, it catches his attention.

"Poor baby," he says with an expression quite like he's purposely trying to tease you.

"Poor baby," he says with an expression quite like he's purposely trying to tease you

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