• Promise Me • • Kakyoin x F!Reader •

Seven • Disguiser

[A/N] Can we just... Have a moment to appreciate how cool that gif is?

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It had been a few hours since you had left Kakyoin and Avdol in the hospital, you, Jotaro, Joseph and Polnareff were walking down the street talking about them, you had cried already so your eyes had no more tears for you while you were hearing about their injuries.

"Mr. Joestar..." you mumble tugging on his arm, he looks at you " What id it Y/N?" he asks, you glance at him and bite your lip, you were afraid you were going to sound annoying "I-I know it's only been a few hours... And it's completely fine if you don't want to... But could we visit Avdol and Kakyoin again today...?" you finally ask, Joseph smiles at you and gently pats your head. "Of course, we can go now." you nod smiling sheepishly.

"There are a lot of cafes, we haven't seen the town yet... Can't we get something to drink first" Polnareff says, you look at him nodding, he smiles "Fine, which one?" Joseph asks. Polnareff grabs his cigarette and throws it up with the tip of his finger, the cigarette then hits the ground and falls forward pointing towards a cafe apparently named 'Maxim' "My cigarette chose that one" Polnareff points at the cafe and all of you start walking toward it.

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"May I...Take your order" the tall waiter came up to you with a menacing look on his face "I'll tak the tea" "Same here" Polnareff and Jotaro looked at the man "I-I guess I'll have it too..." you say, trying to avoid eye contact with the ominous waiter. "It's four teas the--" "No. Lets not have something like tea or coffee." Joseph interrupted the waiter as he looked at the three of you. "Why not?" Polnareff looks at him, confused. "We're in Egypt, it's enemy territory, it makes it much harder to predict where they are coming from. Just like airplane accidents we have to worry about poison. From now on we'll only drink something if it comes from a can or bottle." Joseph states, he then turns to the waiter "Hey, scratch that tea, we want coke instead, we want the second, third, fourth and fifth can from the right, don't open them, just give them to us."

"Coke?!" The waiter turns around, seeming startled by your new order, you glare at him discreetly, "That reaction was kind of suspicious..." you think. "Yes, anything wrong?" Jotaro glares at him "N..No sir, four cokes, right away..."

"Hey man, this coke isn't cold at all! What kind of cafe is this?! I'm not paying for this shit!" a random customer stands up shouting and leaves. "Hey hold it! The cokes aren't cold?" Joseph asks the waiter, "Uh.. No.. The fridge is broken" he says.

"Hey, Mr. Joestar, you're too nervous, let's say the owner really is our enemy and wants to poison us, how would he even know we would come here? There are a lot of cafes here and I just picked one, if there was only one cafe it would be a whole different story." says Polnareff. "I just want to be careful" "Fine, if you're so stubborn about it we can go to the one across the street" Polnareff and Jotaro get up you look to the side... The one across the street was on fire due to a lit cigarette on the street, you smirked, sure it was really bad that the place was on fire, but it was still funny to you.

"Forget it, we'll have the four teas after all!" Joseph informed the waiter.

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"Really... Who'd be stupid enough to throw a lit cigarette on the road..." said Polnareff as he raised his tea cup close to his lips, "You." you thought trying not to giggle, the tea was a bit hot for you so you decided to wait a little and blow it a bit before drinking it.

Suddenly a woman screams making your friends spit their tea "This dog! It ate my cake! Whose dog is this?!" the woman screamed, "Iggy!" you all yelled, getting up from your seats "You stupid dog! You ate my cake get out of here!" The woman got up and started chasing after him, stopping after Iggy had already exited the cafe, meanwhile the four of you started chasing him.