Hannah Owens is my most bestest friend in all of space and time. She is amazing and deserves infinite cookies and foot rubs. I love her even though she pushed the South American resistance leader into a giant fan and ate my family. She claims that [IT WAS A BIRD] who devoured my entire kitchen table and when I asked if she did it, she responded with [NO]! There may very well come a day when she metamorphosises into a bombastic turnip and asphyxiates me whilst I sleep. I will die peacefully knowing that I had it coming, due to the fact that I am a rebellious lemur. On that day, the last words to leave my mouth will be "Yippie kaiyay, mother buttcheeks."
Did you enjoy this little splurge? I, for one, find it quite hilarious, especially since Emma -Sherlocklover8- hasn't read this yet. If you haven't felt the need to brutally murder me yet, then you would be well advised to go follow imfinitybanana221. I haven't posted anything yet but I currently have two works in the making. If you've read all the way through this, I thank you for your insanity. Gratata. -Hannah/infinitybanana221
