"Hey Tae can you make Jungkook some milk?" Yoongi asks Taehyung who was playing on his phone "Oh yea sure.. Why though?" Yoongi sighs "Becoz I'm too lazy and Jungkook wanted some milk. Istg that boy needs to learn how to grow up." Yoongi rubs his head walking into his room "Ok then.." Taehyung walks in the kitchen..
"Hey! Jungkook is older.. Maybe I could.." A smirk krept up Taehyung's face he grabbed the milk and a bottle of vodka....
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"Here you go Jungkookie!" Taehyung hands the glass of 'milk' to the younger "Oh thanks hyung." Jungkook takes a sip and scrunches his face up because of the bitter taste "Ugh what is in this milk?" He sips again "Its a bit bitter.. But its good.. Thanks hyung.." Taehyung smirks "Oohh sure Jungkookie"
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"Hey Taehyung. Hey Jin hyung. Hey everyone" Yoongi says yawning sitting next to Hoseok all of them were sitting peacefully when suddenly-
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"hAIAIIi hYUHNGZZZZZ I'Mm jUngHcoOokCCKLLLEZZZ" Jungkook came out with no shirt on and the glass that was before filled with 'milk' in his hand. "Taehyung?" Yoongi calls the younger "Yeah?" Tae says smiling proudly of what he's done "What did you put in Jungkook's milk?" Yoongi asks "Vodka." Taehyung shrugs "hYUNNGGGZGgggzgzg iAM i seAgUuLlll" Jungkook was now on the table with Namjin trying to get him down
"JUNGKOOK GET DOWN FROM THERE!" Jin tries to get Jungkook down "I BeiLeIvE i caN fLyYYYyYy??!!!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!111!!!!" Jungkook says spreading his arms out ready to 'fly' like a seagull
"What the actual fuck.." Yoongi mutters under his breath.
"I know right?" Taehyung smiles widely.
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Miracles of getting drunk BTS CRACK-FIC
Fanfiction"Taehyung...?" "Yesss???" "What did you give to Jungkook?" "hAiiizz HyyUnbgGzss iMMMn jUNNggGCoOcck!lEssz" "Oh.. Just sum vodka." "What the actual fuck?" MY FIRST CRACKFIC YAY!
