My book of random crap!

Dogs.

My dogs >.< I LIKE CATS!! I just moved though. And my grandmother has dogs.

Dogs: BARK BARK *more loud barking noises*!

Me: Oh my god I'm trying to watch a video can you please SHUT UP?!

Dogs: *more loud barking sheet*

Me: I GIVE UP!! *Slams iPad onto bed so it doesn't break* *sort of mental break down*

Dogs: *stop barking suddenly*

Me: *break down stops* THANK YOU!! *goes back to watching videos* *laughs uncontrollably*

Most likely Bailey: *scratches at door*

Me: Are you a cat? I mean, you're scratching at the door. There is something wrong with you.

Bailey: *leaves*

Me: MAI GAWD THANK YOU!