A guy finds his dog with his neighbors rabbit in his mouth, dead. The guy panics, and takes the rabbit inside, scolding his dog. He gives the rabbit a bath, blow dries it, and combs it's fur. He then puts it back in the cage at his neighbors house, hoping that they will think that the rabbit died of natural causes.
The next day, the neighbor comes over.
"Hey, did you hear that Fluffy died?" The neighbor asked.
"Um... N-no," he stammered guiltily.
"We found him dead in his cage one day. But the weird thing is, after we buried him, some guy dug him up, gave him a bath, and pj him back in his cage. There are certainly some sick people in this world."
ROLFING! Lol XD
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Book of Random
HumorJust a random book filled with random things that hopefully won't be a complete embarrassment when my friends read it. :D READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!
