Thanos x Reader Smut Oneshots

strip club

Thanos POV

Sometimes my job can get a little boring. Its not everyday you feel like wiping out half of the universe. I wanted to try something different today. I rubbed my eyes, and put down my "how to make thousands of people lose faith in the mcu" manual.

I had a certain feeling today, my huge wubble bubble shaped testicals were tingling.

Its been so long since Ive gotten some nice purple pussy.

*time skip lmao*

I had finally arrived at the strip club. I shut the door to my car and looked at the sign. It read "purple bitches only" in bright neon signs.

My kind of club.

I walked inside, everyones attention suddenly focused on me because of how fucking giant I am.

The strippers immediatley stopped dancing at the sight of me and screamed in joy "hes one of us!" they all said in unison.

They came down from the stage as a trio, but one of the gals caught my glittery orbs.

"Yee haw", she exclaimed seductively.

At those words, I could already feel my cock gardening in my pants.  This girl was sexy...

"What's your name, sweetheart" I ask.

"(Y/n)", she replies and my pee pee yearns to be inside of her. 

I grab her aside and despite prostitution being off-limits for strippers and that this hottie might lose her job, my penis takes control over my mind once again.

"How much?" I ask. I try to nonchalantly slip away but my fat ass breaks the entire door frame.

"Idk at least 2 dollars" she says.

We head to her place which is just a cardboard box on the curb. It's actually really roomy so it's cool.

She gasps at my 6 mile long dick.

"Wowza!" she screams.

I don't bother to put lube or a condom on because it seems to work in the movies.

She actually starts crying cause apparently going in dry hurts, but eventually i start choking her and she begs for more so it's all good or whateva.

Y/N POV

wow thanks feels so good in my wet pussy but damn it kinda hurts.  I think i'm in love with him and i really want to have his babies. his bald head is just so enchanting, i could swim in his nut.

He cums inside me and it squirts out through my nose...one of my many talents i learned as a stripper 🥰

I usually don't do prostitution but this was too great of an offer to pass up. I could faint from pleasure right now.

Thanos POV

She's so beautiful in the singular flashlight we're using because there isn't any electricity in this cardboard box.

I really enjoyed eating out her phat, purple pussy, but now I have to get back to living on a secluded paradise planet feeling absolutely no guilt about killing half of earth sooo

I run (y/n) her money and tell her i love her.

Some day I will make her my kween!

Ttyl!!

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