An AU where Baekhyun is self absorbed and thinks he is an anime protagonist. Chanyeol is a new kid who's creeped out by Baekhyun.
Romance scale: 2/10
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'Baekhyun, you're such a loser'
Thinking back to that time, Baekhyun became more and more sure that he was in the right. It wasn't his fault Kyungsoo's clothes caught on fire that one time, if they just didn't say they were burning something nearby then he wouldn't have attempted to control the flames for science. What did they expect from the future saviour of the world? He's gotta learn his powers somehow. Though actually, even if they did tell him, if Kyungsoo had just stayed put and didn't try and intervene then he wouldn't have ruined his 'incredibly expensive' clothes. After all, the plot armour would prevent Baekhyun from getting hurt, Kyungsoo was just delusional for thinking he could help. Seriously, Baekhyun could not understand why people blamed him for it, clearly they're all stupid.
All of a sudden, Baekhyun was interrupted from his internal monologue by a harsh squeal of rusty metal on wood, and he gritted his teeth. How rude.
'YOU ARE GUILTY OF INTERRUPTING MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT, FOWL BEAST' Baekhyun launched out of the stall and pointed furiously towards the bathroom door, inanimate objects have no right to interrupt him! But unfortunately for Baekhyun it was only after his outburst that he realised that he wasn't alone in the room. His cheeks flushed an obnoxious red upon realising this, although he wasn't sure why, and he didn't really want to think about it. He decided to keep his gaze on the door in question in case it decided to misbehave anymore, and it was totally not because he was too embarrassed to look at the person who overheard him talking to a door.
And he really wasn't embarrassed, seriously. Yes, not even when his line of sight was suddenly obstructed by someone's torso - wait, someone's torso?
'Hey are you ok?' The torso... was talking? It had a nice voice, reminded him of hot chocolate.
'Helloo, is anyone home in there?' No, wait, the torso was attached to a person, duh.
Baekhyun raised his head, and his eyes landed on a pair of inky brown eyes that gave all of Baekhyun's previous fantasies of love a run for their money. They made him feel like he was drowning and falling at the same time, as if at the centre of the eyes there was a separate, hidden universe that was missing a Baekhyun and was pulling him in to fill the gap, and suddenly all thoughts were lost to Baekhyun as he himself momentarily gave into the desire to become lost.
Just when he felt like he had been floating forever in the never-ending abyss of some dude's eyes, someone came and dragged him out by the ankles. 'Ah, so the tall stranger wasn't alone in the bathroom' Baekhyun thought coldly. It felt as if someone had picked him up from his bed on a saturday morning chucked him into an icy river in winter.
But then he realised he'd been staring dreamily at a guy of all people, and the winter quickly turned into a red, hot, burning summer that fogged his mind and painted his cheeks with that annoying red from earlier.
'Hey Chanyeol what are you doing talking to that freak'
'Freak?'
'Haven't I explained it to you? This guy's Baekhyun, he's the one always running around telling people he has super powers, and he thinks all the girls are in love with him. He's a bit-'
The intruder pointed his index finger at his head and twirled it, and the tall stranger with the dangerous eyes nodded in understanding.
'-so you're better off avoiding him.'
'Ohh right, so he's like that is he? Makes sense'
The strange giant turned to Baekhyun, and patted his head clumsily. Baekhyun could feel the mockery radiating through this guy's hand.
All at once the fog in Baekhyun's mind lifted and it was quickly replaced with rage. How dare these, these side characters - no they couldn't even be counted as that - these filler characters, speak about him, the protagonist of their story, like that? Without Baekhyun they wouldn't even exist, how ungrateful can they be? Baekhyun heaved a sharp sigh and looked straight at the offenders who were ruining the plot, ready to put them in their place with his natural charisma
... Or he would have, if they were still in the room.
'Damn monologues' he muttered. Why did they have to be so long? Only villains have long monologues, and villains aren't cool.
This left him looking at the door again, that damn door that started this mess. Grooves ran down it from when people had scratched on it absent-mindedly, and if you looked hard enough past the endless graffiti of dicks and vulgar jokes you might of been able to find the odd references to romances that lasted about a week written in cheap, faded marker.
Baekhyun stared at the tacky door for a while, probably having a few more of his internal monologues, before finally releasing what had been weighing on his mind since the moment he stepped into this room.
'This place smells like piss, I should go to lessons.'
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this is my first story ever so if it's really bad pls don't cringe ye I'm trying my best xox
