The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

Jacob's Birthday

Sunshine☀️: hey guys☺️

Ya boi Jae🍆: hey changmin!!!! I'm sooOOooooooOo glad you're back!!!!!!!!

Sunshine☀️: awww thank you hyunjae!☺️
Sunshine☀️: oh! Happy birthday Jacob!☺️🎂

baldgoosestan: well that was the biggest load of bullshit I've ever read in my life

thathomealonekid: were you reading your biography?

baldgoosestan: i'm about to choke you with your own arms, this is your warning.

thathomealonekid: omg yassss finally
thathomealonekid: the sweet release that is death

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baldgoosestan: okay I know I'm 'dark' and stuff but what the fuck
baldgoosestan: happy birthday Jacob. I'm off to....have a chat...with your boyfriend

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Jeju boy⛰: omg everyone is getting into relationships what the fuck

help?¿?: Kevin and I aren't dating¿?¿?¿? I'm???????

Old👴🏻: not that I care but haknyeon reread what you just sent to the WHOLE GROUP plz

Jeju boy⛰: ...
Jeju boy⛰: OH SHIT A BRICK
Jeju boy⛰: FUCK MY LIFE

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King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: what just happened?

Ya boi Jae🍆: NOTHING, NOTHING AT ALL GOTTA BLAST AND FEED THE FISH
Ya boi Jae🍆: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACOB

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King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: since when did we have fish?

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: we don't

Old👴🏻: Juyeon!!!! Wanna go and get food??????

1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: it depends...will you call the dentist for me?

Old👴🏻: sure, just...hurry. I really want fried chicken
Old👴🏻: oh and hbd Jacob

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1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺: FINALLY! FUCK THE REST OF YOU GUYS! PEACE!

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King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: does anyone wanna tell me what the fuck's going on?

Rap Game strong👅: it's May 30th 2018 aka Jacob's birthday (happy birthday btw). You're a certified ass-clown. You think the world revolves around you (you're wrong) and you've got people (that shall not be named) falling at your feet but you're too much of a dick-hole to notice

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: I stopped reading at 'ass-clown' you fucking cabbage-looking, meat-beating, whore

Sunshine☀️: sunwoo beats meat? I'm confused? Is that a music term that I haven't heard of?

help?¿?: JDJDJDHDJSJDJDJJFJSHAKAKJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: nooo sweetie it's just a saying
King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: Jacob you better stfu right now

help?¿?: What're you gonna do? Beat my meat? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

King of visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: nah I'll chop your meat up with Sunwoo's Katana☺️

Rap Game strong👅: don't you dare go anywhere near my baby!

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Rap Game strong👅: THAT BITCH IS TRYING TO STEAL MY CHILD

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Sunshine☀️: maybe I should go and try and stop younghoon

Stressed dad of 11: that's probably for the best

Sunshine☀️: okay, I'll do my best! Sorry everyone was fighting on your birthday Jacob☹️

help?¿?: it's okay, I wouldn't expect anything different from this group

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help?¿?: so...are you going to wish me a happy birthday or are you going to continue to be in your mood?

Stressed dad of 11: I'm sorry for taking my anger out on you
Stressed dad of 11: I'm just under a lot of pressure at the minute

help?¿?: how so?

Stressed dad of 11: this and that
Stressed dad of 11: maybe I'll tell you some other time
Stressed dad of 11: but for now I'll just say Happy birthday, Jacob

help?¿?: thanks, sangyeon. I hope you're okay

Stressed dad of 11: I will be

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Happy birthday, Canadian prince, ily a lot💫