Cartman's fat ass adventure

The fat one

It all started when cartman was walking like a penguin and then he just normaly take a bottle on the table and DRINK IT.He never notice what he drink is a potion, but he did notice he is near a magic store.Then when he walk home he felt strange. "Why the heck does my head felt weird?" said cartman walking like someone is drunk.

*5 minutes later...

when he was almost home he feel a bit better, "Hey i feel better now!" cartman say then when he is walking he saw people running away from him "why are they running?" cartman ask then when he look at himself for 3 more times at the window he felt triggered.

"WHAT THE F*CK JUST HAPPEND TO ME?!?!" said cartman. Then when he was sobing like a dog, a little flying frog came up in front of him and say "your in a magic spell young Boy" said the frog "W- WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM IN A MAGIC SPELL?!?" said cartman shakeing like a slime "What I mean is that you just drink a potion out of nowhere and you know your in front of a magic store, like who does that?" Said the flying little frog

then Cartman said "I DO WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT!!!" "I don't care what you just did or something but there is something to break the curse," said the frog "I'm sorry, but do you really call bad magic a curse?" said Cartman. The little frog said "Yes and there is a cure for it" Then Cartman said, "So how to break the spell?!?" "I can't tell you until you do I quest for me young boy," said the frog. "SO WHAT IS THE F*CKING QUEST" shout cartman sound like a tiger growl. "Your quest is to catch some flys" said the frog. Oh wow, you want me to catch flys? Sure! Then when I'm done tell me how to break the curse you stupid frog when I'm back at my good old self again I will kill you." said Cartman the frog says "Yes and I'm older than you don't you know? I'm dead." "Yeah yeah just gonna go and get the fly," said Cartman going to his quest