weird things I've said today

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"yeah Jenny, now start slapping yo titties on that mediem rare steak over there"
"Dear lord I think I got vodka in my lungs"
"Do you have a map because I want to find the fastest way away from you"
"Assholes are like pockets, you can fit so much in them"
"I'm Russian so I must like communism, well you'd be fucking correct"
"du er en skitten jente" (you're such a dirty girl)
"Fuck du er stramt" (fuck you're tight)
Some how I can remember those in Norwegian, but I can't in Spanish
Also I'm having such a dejivu moment while writing this

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